teecloud

Description: If it makes you feel any better, it's not you... it's me.

Description: If it makes you feel any better, it's not you... it's me.

Description: King of the stink... the world's best farter - I mean father!

Description: ... I was politely asked to leave.

Description: ... I was politely asked to leave.

Description: I'm thinking... day drinking!

Description: I'm thinking... day drinking!

Description: 4th July radness!

Description: Whatever you are... be better. Whatever you do... do better.

Description: Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

Description: Love sees no colour... but racists always will.

Description: The only running I do is running late.

Description: I need space... at least 2 metres...

Description: Adventure awaits!

Description: Little green men? I Want to believe!

Description: Amongst other things, I am intolerant to lactose, gluten, and bullshit.

Description: I just hate the general public.

Description: Rich with melanin... be happy in your own skin.

Description: 2020. 1 Star. Awful. Started bad and got progressively worse. Would not recommend.

Description: People? Not a big fan.

Description: Who is going to be next on my list... will it be you?

Description: Not all heroes wear capes... We wear gloves.

Description: I take my coffee strong... is that strange?

Description: I'm an emotional wreck already... please be nice to me!

Description: Do not p*ss me off until I've had an espresso!

Description: Rise above! We're gonna rise above!

Description: Honest is the best policy.

Description: Give dad a gift he can't refuse!

Description: This Dad ROCKS!

Description: This Dad ROCKS!

Description: This Dad ROCKS!

Description: See you at the bar!!!

Description: I've left my game on pause... let's make this quick.

Description: I <3 My Dad

Description: Free hugs... but keep your distance!

Description: Black & white unite... we're in this together.