Description: Baphomet/Satan’s occult “Army of God” wants to wear your human bodies! The Hell-space demon aliens, E.T.’S. (including the “disembodied”). are already working as “thought police” preparing for Armageddon. I cut this ad out of a newspaper a long time ago and it has been gnawing at me since. The Army of God wackos are truly terrible monsters but calling them "Hell-space demon aliens" let's them off the hook.
Description: Baphomet/Satan’s occult “Army of God” wants to wear your human bodies! The Hell-space demon aliens, E.T.’S. (including the “disembodied”). are already working as “thought police” preparing for Armageddon. I cut this ad out of a newspaper a long time ago and it has been gnawing at me since. The Army of God wackos are truly terrible monsters but calling them "Hell-space demon aliens" let's them off the hook.
Description: Not only is he a short fingered vulgarian he is also known for grabbing women private parts, wanting to have sex with his own daughter, those stupid fucking ties and Macy's Day Parade sized suits, that shade of orange face makeup and Tim Burton nightmare combover you know if that lard ass ever stepped on a skateboard the ignorant motherfucker would push mongo.
Description: We were somewhere around the Capitol Building, on the edge of D.C., when the nukes began to fall. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive Vlad ole' buddy." Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was filled with beautiful, magnificent mushroom clouds, all billowing and screeching and falling around the truck, and a voice was screaming. "The administration is like a shitshow in a dumpster fire," Conway said. "And then you got the [James] Comey firing. And then you have him going on TV saying I had Russia on my mind…I'm going to be in the middle of a department he's at war with. Why would anybody want to do this?" - Mr. Kellyanne Conway
Description: Holy shit you guys! So a friend of a friend sent along this logo for the Internet Research Agency. He claims to have hacked into their servers but the only thing he was able to grab was this logo that was in a folder labeled "2016 Softball tees" and an encrypted file name "Cambridge Analytica Roster" that we've been unable to open. If we can't have a laugh at the folks slaving away in Saint Petersburg, Russia trying to destroy our democracy the the cyber-terrorists really have won!
Description: Jesus was an Ass Man. He rode asses everywhere. To Jerusalem. To temple. To hang out with his prostitute friends - ASS, ASS, ASS! Also, he liked big butts and he could not lie.
Ass Man T-Shirt
$24
