The Digital Monk

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.

Go ahead: try and cast it from now on without hearing a mocking falsetto voice in your head. Just try.

You had a job to do. You did it. That's it. You expected praise and laud?

Yeah, it's weird for everyone here, trust us.

You don't know WHERE that hug is coming from...but it's out there. Somewhere.

When you don't even have to use perception, because with one more cup you're gonna be able to see through walls.

Am I up in the initiative yet? How about now? Do you need help getting through your turn? I've already figured out my next six moves.

You turn a corner, and before you stands a snarling, crouched-- hey, did anyone want snacks for the table?

Dangerous at the game table, deadly with a dinner menu.

When you've got negative charisma, and that's just how you like it.

When you know it all, and you KNOW you know it all.

For that one at the table who is about to mage-splain everyone on the "real" use of the spell.

Following the letter of the law, and making *zero* friends in the process.

All praise to our blessed paladin, Leroy Jenkins.

Hold action...and just keep holding. Whatever.

Wait, huh? Roll for what? Who the heck is that guy?

No really, that roll is fine. If it makes you happy, it's FINE.

What's the opposite of proficiency in perception? That's us.

When the best way to get out of a difficult encounter is to make everyone feel a little uncomfortable.

When the turn order is just taking way, way too long.

I can fight, and I can fly. I don’t come cheap, and neither should I.

...the less we're going to listen, sir.

Rank hath its privileges, even from the couch.

To boldly graduate. (We hope.)

Your levels are legendary.

All things in equivalent exchange.

You mess with the honk, and you get the bonk.

Can you honestly trust your health to creatures that thrive underground?