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Seriously why would you even ask that just literally just go look it up

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Quack quack quack the dirtiest duck ever is here to lay some dirty eggs

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Here's Max's Pomeranian dog in a Hawaiian shirt, being a shitty little satan.

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It's a rat who's also an astronaut! How novel!

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Part of Max Scoville's series of awful paintings of awful monsters on awful vacation.

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Part of Max Scoville's series of awful paintings of awful monsters on awful vacation.

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They stay up all night, eat garbage, and make a mess. Raccoons are the rowdy adolescents of the animal kingdom.

Tags: raccoons, teenagers, the comedy button, tcb, podcast

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BARK YES? NO? YES! Buy a shirt. Nobody knows what the fuck it means. Dogs are funny.

Tags: sunglasses, dog, cool, the comedy button, tcb

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Part of Max Scoville's series of awful paintings of awful monsters on awful vacation.

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Part of Max Scoville's series of awful paintings of awful monsters on awful vacation.

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What would you do if we sang out of tune? Well, we've done that on the show a lot of times, so, uh, sorry about that.

Tags: podcast, the-wonder-years, the-comedy-button

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Geese suck ass, they're always shitting on playgrounds and stuff. For every one of these shirts that is sold, we will firebomb one entire goose-filled playground.

Tags: the comedy button, podcast, geese, goose

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From the hit series in which five misfit friends join friends must put their wits together to solve the terrifying supernatural mystery known as... adulthood.

Tags: stranger-things, the-comedy-button

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