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Everyone knows dog groomers give the best blow jobs. This funny play-on-words t-shirt is perfect for any dog groomer who loves golden retrievers, poodles, Labradors, beagles, Chihuahuas, pit bulls, bull dogs, or huskies. The funny tee is sure to get a few laughs while at a dog park, pet store, dog show, doggy play date, pet party, vet's office, pet groomer, casual restaurant, mall, or movie theater. It's suitable to wear while walking your dog, playing fetch, grooming pets, or giving belly rubs to your pup.

The purpose of church isn't to be a museum for those who are good, but a hospital for those who are broken. Suitable for men, women, or youths, this spiritual t-shirt is perfect for any Christian, Catholic, religious, faithful, or spiritual brother, sister, mom, dad, or best friend. The powerful t-shirt is available in various colors and sizes to suit anyone's style. It's a great way to complete a casual outfit to a casual mass, Bible study, church concert, religious festival, community event, Christian music concert, mall, movie theater, or casual restaurant.

When an experiment doesn't go right, tell your bro to chillout; it's called chemistry for a reason. Perfect for geeks, nerds, or bookworms, the "Chemisucceed" t-shirt is for anyone who love science, chemistry, biology, rocket science, learning, studying, reading, books, or playing with chemicals. A great gift idea for a chemistry teacher or biology teacher, the shirt is great to wear to a bookstore, library, coffee shop, study group, tutoring session, school, college, or chemistry lab. It's suitable to wear while cramming for a test, testing a hypothesis, gaming, binge-watching shows, or hanging out with fellow nerds.

Warn people about your martial arts skills with the "Judon't Know What You're Messing With" t-shirt. Suitable for men, women, or youths, the judo student tee is perfect for anyone who loves martial arts such as judo, karate, tae kwon do, Brazilian jiu jitsu, kick boxing, or boxing. A great gift idea for an MMA fighter, the casual t-shirt is available in various colors and sizes to suit anyone's style. It's a great way to complete a workout outfit to a fitness center, boxing gym, karate dojo, sporting goods store, sports bar, boxing match, MMA bout, viewing party, health food store, or casual restaurant.

For the person who loves pinning everything they see to their social media profile pages, this is a must-have tee. The "Pinsomaniac" t-shirt is suitable for any man, woman, or youth who enjoys social media, selfies, crafting, cooking, baking, life hacks, celebrities, reality TV, or staying informed. The casual tee is sure to draw the attention of other pinsomaniacs while at a mall, movie theater, casual restaurant, thrift store, antique store, crafting supply store, crafting party, crafting convention, or garage sale. It's also suitable to wear while shopping, quilting, sewing, trying new recipes, posting pictures, taking videos, or reading up on celebrity gossip.

Time clearly has no effect on you when you're still fabulous at 40. This birthday t-shirt is suitable for the thirty-year old who's still energetic and loves partying, dancing, drinking, fashion, concerts, traveling, sightseeing, working out, and staying fit. The "Still Fabulous at 40" tee is available in various colors and sizes to suit anyone's style. It's a great way to complete a casual outfit to a birthday party, bar, club, social gathering, casual restaurant, mall, movie theater, concert, music festival, or family gathering.

A hairstylist just needs a pair of scissors, a comb, and cup of coffee to make someone look amazing. Suitable for men or women, this hair stylist t-shirt is perfect for the brother, sister, mom, dad, grandma, or best friend who loves cutting hair, dying hair, shampooing, talking with customers, lattes, cappuccinos, iced coffee, black coffee, or espressos. The casual tee is available in various colors to suit anyone's style. It's a great way to complete a stylish outfit to a beauty salon, hair salon, barbershop, coffee shop, casual restaurant, mall, movie theater, or beauty supply store.

For the nana who has ever had her heart stolen by her grandson, this is a must-have t-shirt. The "He Calls me Nana" t-shirt is perfect for every grandma or nana loves spending time with their grandsons in the kitchen, in the garden, around the house, or at a football game or basketball game. The nana tee is suitable to wear to everyday places such as a supermarket, bookstore, coffee shop, library, community garden, community park, church event, mall, or toy store. It's also suitable to wear while shopping, reading, gardening, cooking, relaxing, or hanging out with family.

If there's anything a hairstylist knows how to do well it's keep teasing until it stands up. This funny and suggestive hairstylist t-shirt is perfect for the man or woman who loves cutting hair, dying hair, adding highlights, teasing, combing, talking to customers, or making dirty jokes. The casual t-shirt is available in several sizes and colors to suit any person's style. It's a great way to get a few laughs while at a hair salon, beauty salon, casual restaurant, mall, movie theater, coffee shop, barbershop, or beauty supply store.

Competitive athletes love a good decathlon. Suitable for men, women, or youths, the "I Heart Decathlons" t-shirt is perfect for the brother, sister, or best friend who enjoys running, high jumps, low jumps, the shot-put, javelin throwing discus throwing, or pole vaulting. A great gift for a gym rat, the decathlon tee is a great workout shirt to wear while weightlifting, running, jogging, hiking, cycling, or performing calisthenics. It's suitable to wear to a decathlon competition, fitness center, boxing gym, football game, basketball game, sporting goods store, sports bar, casual restaurant, or viewing party.

Even dads who are die-hard hunters love their kids more than hunting. This deer hunter's t-shirt is perfect for the young son or daughter with a dad who loves hunting white tail deer, ducks, wild pig, or turkeys. Available in several sizes and colors, the sporty tee is suitable for kids to wear to a playground, school, daycare, play date, sporting goods store, family barbeque, casual restaurant, mall, or movie theater. It's also suitable to wear while hunting with your dad, four-wheeling, mudding, hiking, camping, or fishing.

The keys to living a happy life are to live, love, and take care of your locs. Suitable for men or women, the "Live Love Locs" t-shirt is a great tee for the brother, sister, or best friend with locs or a hairdresser who loves cutting hair, styling hair, dying hair, highlighting, hair, talking with customers, or making dreadlocks. The stylish tee is available in several sizes and colors to suit anyone's style. It's a great tee to wear to everyday places such as a hair salon, beauty salon, beauty supply store, mall, movie theater, casual restaurant, school, college, party, or social gathering.

If your Republican mom, dad, brother, or sister had a dollar for every time a liberal blamed capitalism for a problem caused by the government, they'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball cap. This conservative t-shirt is perfect for proud conservative or libertarian who hates liberals, progressives, political correctness, or government. The insult tee is suitable to wear to a conservative political rally, town hall meeting, political debate, polling location, college, study group, bookstore, library, coffee shop, festival, or casual restaurant. It's suitable to wear while shopping, running errands, watching political news, volunteering for a candidate, or arguing with liberals.

Every person should remember that it's okay to talk like a sailor so long as you sing like a saint. This stylish tee is perfect for any mom, grandma, sister, or best friend who can be sassy, rude, mean, blunt, and moody as well as sweet, kind, charming, thoughtful, and angelic. A great gift idea for a the sailor with a great singing voice, the casual t-shirt is suitable to wear to a concert, music festival, record shop, casual restaurant, mall, movie theater, or karaoke bar. It's also suitable to wear while working out, shopping, partying, drinking, or hanging out with your favorite sailor.

Let people know you're not interest in talked, but when you want a pointless conversation you'll let them know. Suitable for men or women, the blunt t-shirt is suitable is perfect for the sassy, rude, blunt, mean, sarcastic, moody, or grumpy brother, sister, mom, dad, or best friend. A great gift for an introvert, the "Pointless Conversation" tee is suitable to wear to a party, bar, club, school, college, mall, movie theater, festival, or social gathering. It's also suitable to wear while spending the day reading, gaming, studying, shopping, running errands, napping, or binge-watching shows alone.

Every girl who wants to make it on her own should be classy, sassy, and Republican. This political t-shirt is perfect for the proud republican mom, grandma, sister, cousin, or best friend. It's for the girl who is sassy, rude, blunt, mean, sarcastic, smart, and politically conservative. Lady Republicans can show off their ass and their tees while at a political rally, town hall meeting, political debate, community event, polling place, casual restaurant, or social gathering. It's also suitable to wear while volunteering for your candidate, watching political news, hanging out with friends or family, or voting.

Warn other people not to judge your Rottweiler and you will not judge their kids with this dog lover's t-shirt. Suitable for men or women, the Rottweiler lover's tee is perfect for the proud mom or dad of a Rottweiler pup. It is suitable to wear to a dog show, dog park, pet store, animal shelter, doggy play date, pet party, or the dog groomer. The tee is available in various colors and sizes to suit any mom or dad style. It is a great tee to wear while at a casual restaurant, mall, movie theater, favorite swimming hole, or walking trail. It is suitable to wear while walking your dog, playing fetch, cycling, working out, or hanging out with your pup.

Why eat just pound cake when you can eat cake by the pound? Men and women can show off their big sweet tooth while at the bakery, cupcake shop, cake shop, candy store, or doughnut shop. It's the perfect shirt for anyone who loves pound cake, cupcakes, doughnuts, sweets, cookies, chocolates, candy bars, and soda. The shirt completes any casual outfit to college, university, the bookstore, coffee shop, smoothie shack, pizza parlor, burger joint, or the gym when it's time to burn off a few calories. The t-shirt is also great to wear for hiking, biking, jogging, running, working out, cycling, weightlifting, or yoga.

Some people need to increase their face value with some makeup or plastic surgery. Suitable for men or women, this insult tee is perfect for the brother, sister, or best friend who enjoys play-on-words tees and are also sarcastic, mean, rude, blunt, moody, or grumpy. A great tee for a comedian, the casual tee comes in various colors and sizes to fit anyone's style. It is a great way to complete a casual outfit and get a few laughs while at a comedy club, bar, college, house party, casual restaurant, mall, or movie theater.

When it is turkey season, boys and girls can let everyone know they are the reason their mommy and daddy are thankful. This Thanksgiving t-shirt is perfect for youths or toddlers to wear to school, daycare, grandma's house, a toy store, playground, community park, or to a play date. The adorable tee is available in various colors and sizes to suit any youngster's style. It is a great way to complete a festive outfit to a Thanksgiving dinner, casual restaurant, mall, clothing store, or family gathering.

Once a witch falls in love with magic, she'll always be a witch. This witch t-shirt is a perfect tee for the mom, grandma, sister, cousin, or best friend who loves witches, magic, spells, potions, ghosts, goblins, monsters, Halloween, or the occult. The "Once a Witch" tee is available in various sizes and colors to suit any witch's style. It's a great way to complete a casual holiday outfit to a Halloween party, Halloween store, costume shop, costume party, haunted house, haunted hayride, magic shop, theme park, or casual restaurant. It's suitable to wear while trick-or-treating, bobbing for apples, decorating for Halloween, or giving out candies.

So long as you're wearing this tee, no one will ever know you're really a ghost. Suitable for men, women, or youths, the "Nobody Knows I'm a Ghost" t-shirt is perfect for the brother, sister, mom, dad, or best friend who loves Halloween, ghosts, goblins, monsters, horror movies, horror novels, or funny Halloween tees. Ghosts in hiding can show off their tees while at a Halloween store, Halloween party, costume shop, haunted house, casual restaurant, mall, movie theater, school, college, costume party, costume contest, or theme park. It's suitable to wear while decorating for Halloween, trick-or-treating, giving out candies, bobbing for apples, or scaring friends and family.

When people get under your skin or want you to do something dumb, tell yourself it's not worth the jail time. Suitable for men or women, the "Not Worth the Jail Time" t-shirt is suitable for the party animal or person who is grumpy, moody, rude, mean, blunt, aggressive, or sarcastic. The tee is available in several colors and sizes to suit anyone's style. It's a great way to get a few laughs from friends while at a bar, comedy club, college, university, college party, mall, movie theater, theme park, water park, or family gathering. The shirt is suitable to wear while traveling, sightseeing, running errands, studying, or hanging out with friends.

When no one is watching and there's little chance of getting caught, some people take the opportunity to misbehave. Suitable for men or women, this innuendo t-shirt is suitable for the troublemaker brother, sister, cousin, or best friend who is always causing trouble, pulling pranks, partying, drinking, performing stunts, getting hurt, or getting arrested. Available in several colors and sizes, the tee is a funny way to complete an everyday outfit to a college party, frat party, Spring Break party, barn party, family BQQ, festival, carnival, mall, movie theater, or casual restaurant. It's also suitable to wear while working out, traveling, running errands, making friends, or hooking up.

When someone catches your eye at a party or at the club, let them know you're putting them on your to-do list. This funny and racy t-shirt is suitable for the single man or woman who is funny, witty, inappropriate, dirty, blunt, sassy, or arrogant. It's for the person who enjoys dating, hooking up, partying, drinking, dancing, flirting, or making friends. The "To-Do List" tee is available in several colors and sizes to suit any player's style. It's suitable to wear to a bar, dance club, college party, Frat party, Spring Break party, beach party, mall, movie theater, casual restaurant, music festival, or concert. It's a suitable everyday tee to wear while working out, shopping, running errands, or hanging out with new friends.

You might have a job outside of the house, but every proud parent knows their real boss calls them "mom." This parenting t-shirt for women is a great gift idea for the sister, cousin, or best friend with a son or daughter of any age. A great tee for Mother's Day, it's suitable for the single mom who cooks, cleans, does laundry, makes beds, folds clothes, irons, combs hair, finds missing shoes, or keeps everyone on schedule. Suitable for any busy mom, the casual tee completes any outfit to a mall, movie theater, day spa, coffee shop, casual restaurant, supermarket, toy store, community park, theme park, water park, or grandma's house. It's also suitable to wear while working out, working from home, babysitting, driving kids to pract...

A library is one of the few places where "shhhh" happens and is expected. Suitable for men or women, this librarian's t-shirt is perfect for the brother, sister, mom, dad, cousin, or best friend who works in an elementary school, middle school, junior high, high school, college, university, or public library. The tee is available in several colors and sizes and makes a great gift idea for a librarian, English teacher, reading teacher, writer, editor, bookworm, geek, or nerd. It's a great way to complete a funny outfit to a library, librarian convention, bookstore, book signing, fan expo, mall, movie theater, book club meeting, or coffee shop.

Why bother paying for therapy when going on a bar crawl is so much cheaper and more fun? The "I Love Bar Craw" t-shirt is suitable for men or women who enjoy spending the night bar hopping and drinking beer, mixed drinks, wine, vodka, scotch, tequila, brandy, bourbon, or scotch. A great tee for the party animal college kid, the shirt is suitable to wear to a bar, pub, beer garden, festival, outdoor rock concert, liquor store, frat party, college party, Spring Break party, beach party, or bar tour. A great gift for a bartender or mixologist, the shirt is suitable to wear while sightseeing, traveling, drinking, serving drinks, mixing drinks, partying, or sleeping off the booze.

Some retirees are glad from working full time at their old jobs to working part-time spoiling their grandkids. Suitable for men or women, the "I'm Retired" t-shirt is suitable for the grandma, grandpa, great-grandma, or great-grandpa who love to spoil their grandsons or granddaughters. It's perfect for the grandparent who is always buying dolls, footballs, baseballs, toy guns, costumes, video games, game consoles, phones, or tablets as gifts. A great gift to give at a retirement party, the tee is suitable to wear to a toy store, tech store, birthday party, retirement community, resort hotel, family BBQ, family holiday party, football game, baseball game, mall, or movie theater. Grandparents can also wear their tee while shopping, ru...

It takes a while before someone who can't sing realizes they sing way too much. This funny t-shirt is suitable for the man, woman, or youth who lacks vocal talent but still loves to sing pop, rock, country, blues, jazz, opera, gospel, or Latin music. A great gift for a horrible karaoke singer, the funny tee is a great way to complete a casual outfit to a record shop, vocal lesson, concert, band festival, music festival, music shop, recording studio, or family gathering. It's suitable to wear while listening to music, writing lyrics, playing instruments, driving to a concert, or singing while driving.

The cookie crazed mama just can't help herself around a batch of freshly-baked cookies. The "Cookie Crazed Mama" t-shirt is suitable for the mom, grandma, sister, cousin, or best friend who loves cookies as well as other sweets such as pies, brownies, cakes, cupcakes, donuts, or ice cream. Available in several colors and sizes, the foodie t-shirt is a great way to share your love of sweets while at a bakery, cake shop, supermarket, food court, mall, movie theater, baking supply store, cooking class, or bake sale. It's suitable to wear while cooking, baking, grilling, tasting cookies, shopping, running errands, or working out.

No one wants to be studying or working when they'd rather be playing a good game of badminton. This badminton t-shirt is suitable for the brother, sister, mom, dad, cousin, or best friend who enjoys playing badminton, racquet ball, wall ball, tennis, squash, or table tennis either professionally or recreationally. The sporty tee is available in several sizes and colors to suit any man, woman, or youth's style. It's a great way to show off one's love for the sport while at a tennis match, tennis practice, racquet ball court, table tennis match, fitness center, sporting goods store, school, college, university, or tennis viewing party.

The mark of someone who truly understands friendship is taking the time to help someone untangle their yarn. This funny t-shirt is perfect for the crafty sister, mom, grandma, aunt, cousin, or best friend who enjoys turning yarn into items such as hats, mittens, scarves, gloves, blankets, sweaters, stuffed animals, or accessories. A great gift for a best friend or close friend, the tee is suitable to wear to a crafting convention, crafting supply store, crafting party, thrift store, fabric store, arts and crafts fair, crochet class, or family gathering. Crafters can wear their shirt while crocheting, sewing, quilting, scrapbooking, shopping, or starting a new project.

Before any dancer ever complains about dance being hard, they should try adding equipment. This color guard appreciation t-shirt is perfect for the brother, sister, cousin, or best friend who participates in the color guard in their middle school, junior high, high school, college, or university. The tee is suitable for the person who dances as well as performs with flags, rifles, sabers, poles, or batons. It's a great way to get a few evil stares from dancers while a pep rally, football game, parade, carnival, marching band practice, dance practice, fitness center, or dance competition.

If one really wants to experience an adventure in the great outdoors, they should learn to hike like a woman. The "Hike like a Woman" t-shirt is a great gift idea for the mom, grandma, sister, aunt, cousin, or best friend who enjoys hiking, traveling, sightseeing, mountain biking, mountain climbing, kayaking, fishing, or going on adventures. The sporty and powerful tee is perfect for the woman who is powerful, self-confident, optimistic, strong, daring, tough, and adventurous. It's a great way to complete a casual outfit to a national park, state park, campsite, RV park, hiking trail, bike trail, sporting goods store, fitness center, or indoor climbing center.

Even though snakes crawl and can scare people, they're people too and should be respected. The "Snakes are People Too" t-shirt is suitable for the reptile lover who loves gopher snakes, king snakes, corn snakes, or boa constrictors as well as other reptiles such as lizards, turtles, alligators, or crocodiles. A great tee for an animal rights activist, the shirt is suitable to wear to a zoo, pet shop, animal shelter, reptile park, national park, state park, campsite, or sleep away camp. The shirt is also suitable for the animal lover who enjoys hiking, mountain biking, camping, nature photography, biology, or caring for the environment.