thingsandthings

Description: ...Like Stupid Falls Out Of Yours

Description: Do you avoid alcohol and in particular, beer?

Description: Often get banned for your opinion?

Description: Often find yourself in social media jail for sharing your opinion?

Description: Fact check this!

Description: People... ugh!

Description: It's hard to get motivated to do anything right?

Description: I don't normally smile so something must be up...

Description: The best Christmas present EVER!

Description: Finally made it to graduation?

Description: Muahahhaha!

Description: You've been warned!

Description: Santa's a hunk!

Description: No one told me that I couldn't do that!

Description: This story was pure fiction... of course!

Description: Yes, she has!

Description: Santa please be nice this year?

Description: Yes, she has!

Description: Yes she has!

Description: Well... it's impossible to be all year right?!

Description: Well, let's be honest... it's impossible to be good all year!

Description: Honest.... it wasn't me I swear!

Description: But I can't ever find the brand... have you heard of 'less whiskey'?

Description: But I can't find the brand 'less beer' anywhere... have you heard of it?

Description: Did anyone hear of the brand less wine? No... me neither!

Description: After all, no one likes a half-assed jingler right?

Description: Ohh yes it is!

Description: Quick! Someone hide all the eggnog!

Description: Combine your love of axe throwing and Christmas!

Description: Keep that beer flowing!

Description: Do you like big balls? No... not that sort... Christmas baubles!

Description: Are you tipsy and bright?

Description: Opps... Santa got stuck!

Description: I don't give a single fa la la... do you?

Description: We can't always be nice all the time!

Description: It's Christmas time!