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Description: Be nice to bees okay?

Description: What can I say except oh whale...

Description: Are you awkward as flock?

Description: Love avocados?

Description: Do avocados guac your world?

Description: Honestly... it will be!

Description: They can't!

Description: Love plant puns? Me too!!

Description: It's important to stay hydrate!

Description: Sorry I can't go out!

Description: Yes you really do suck!

Description: It's much tastier after all!

Description: It's like football but not for little bitches!

Description: It's true they do ;)

Description: Do you work out so you can eat more gelato?

Description: Would you do anything for some delicious gelato?

Description: Eating gelato is the best way to stay calm!

Description: Is the sheer amount of gelato you eat to blame for your shape?

Description: Are you ice cool like gelato?

Description: They are the most important part after all!

Description: It's always good enough weather for gelato!

Description: Does your perfect day consist of coffee, flying and beer?

Description: Does your perfect day consist of coffee, fishing and beer?

Description: Does your perfect day consist of coffee, rock climbing and beer?

Description: It's true pilots can get it up a lot faster!

Description: Does your perfect day consist of coffee, golf and beer?

Description: Does your perfect day consist of coffee, cycling and beer?

Description: Fed up of people asking why they have to follow your orders? Isn't it obvious? You're the captain that's why!

Description: Are your navigation dials the only six pack you'll ever need?

Description: Are you always coming in hot?

Description: Do you believe people should be milking nuts rather than cows?

Description: Do you believe that coconuts should be milked rather than cows?

Description: There is no excuse for animal abuse!

Description: Ahh... why can't you be vegan?

Description: Are you living life on the veg?

Description: Being vegan is easy right? Plus the world is a happier place for it!