Description: You heard me... leave me alone in my shell!
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Description: If you want to do social distancing right... get an alien to abduct you!
Description: Like bigfoot are you good at avoiding people?
Description: What do you get if you cross a turtle and a poop emoticon? A turdle!
Description: Do you buy more books than you can keep up with?
Description: What the shell man? I'm trying to introvert!
Description: Love to stay in your shell like a tortoise?
Description: Want to ride me? Of course, you do!
Description: Cake it easy with this funny cake pun!
Description: Well... do you mind if I comb-over?
Description: Oh dam!
Description: Do you FLOCKING love running?
Description: Are you only ever one golf game away from a good mood?
Description: Are you only ever one run away from a good mood?
Description: Are you only one fishing trip away from a good mood?
Description: Does going cycling help put you in a good mood?
Description: Is running in Texas an extreme sport due to all the hot weather you have to suffer?
Description: Will your chihuahua make a better president than the current one?
Description: Have you lost faith in the political system? Whoever you vote for is useless anyway right?
Description: You have been warned!
Description: Fed up with people harassing you to vote one way or another? Let them know you've already voted so they need to leave you alone!
Description: Wish you could forget 2020 like it never existed?
Description: Does whoever is offering free pizza for everyone get your vote?
Description: Fed up of 2020? Wish you could fast forward to 2021?
Description: Coffee and country music... two of life's greatest pleasures!
Description: Spoiler alert... I don't!
Description: Cook a great slice of toast?
Description: Do you make great french fries?
Description: The main reason I'm not vegan!
Description: Smoked meat is the best sort of meat!
Description: BBQ'd food is the best!
Description: Eat, BBQ and drink beer... that's the life!
Description: Are you the master of the BBQ?
Description: You have to join in!
Description: Lots of them!
Description: A teacher who gets paid to play dodgeball!
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