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No Snowflakes Card
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Description: Derogatory slang term for a person, implying that they have an inflated sense of uniqueness, an unwarranted sense of entitlement, or are overly-emotional, easily offended, and unable to deal with opposing opinions. (source - Wikipedia)

Tags: crybaby, snowflake, snowflake award, special snowflake, special snowflakes

No Snowflakes Card

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VACCINATED (stamp) Card
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Description: An announcement that the wearer has been vaccinated

Tags: im vaccinated, vaccination, vaccine, hug me im vaccinated, proudly vaccinated

VACCINATED (stamp) Card

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Don't Pray For Me Card

Description: I don't need nor do I want your prayers

Tags: religious sayings, religionless, religious belief, religious quotes

Don't Pray For Me Card

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BLM (Black Lives Matter) Card
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Description: Large bold letters for high visibility

Tags: george floyd, george floyd murder, black lives matter political protest, blm black lives matter, blm 2020

BLM (Black Lives Matter) Card

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Don't Shoot Card

Description: Half of the rallying cry of protestors of the Michael Brown shooting and all unlawful killings by police.

Tags: dont shoot, dont shoot me, hands up, michael brown, michael brown killing

Don't Shoot Card

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take a hike - no really, get lost Card
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Description: A great hiking shirt for someone who's not necessarily into hiking

Tags: hiking gift, hiking funny, hiking lover, hiking gifts, hike

take a hike - no really, get lost Card

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PROUDLY VACCINATED Card
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Description: A declaration that the wearer is proud to have been vaccinated

Tags: covid 19, coronavirus, covid vaccine, corona virus vaccine, vaccinate

PROUDLY VACCINATED Card

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Sugar Card
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Description: All the names for sugar, highlighting those terms that don't actually say sugar

Tags: healthy food, healthy, healthy eating, healthy diet, healthy lifestyle

Sugar Card

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See Something - Film Something (Larger icon) Card

Description: A play on the "see something, say something" phrase. Encouraging everyone to exercise their !st Amendment right to film in public, especially the police

Tags: copwatch, always film the police, 1st amendment audit, 1st amendment rights
Sarcasm Spoken Here Card
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Tags: sarcasm lover, sarcastic comment, joke, humor, sarcastic

Sarcasm Spoken Here Card

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AUTHORIZED by the First Amendment Card
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Description: Freedom of speech, of the press. The right of the people peaceably to assemble.

Tags: black lives matter, blm, blm black lives matter, civil rights, film the police

AUTHORIZED by the First Amendment Card

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don't be a stupid spreader Card
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Description: A reminder that stupid can spread like a virus

Tags: social distancing, quarantine, corona virus 2020, corona virus, covid19

don't be a stupid spreader Card

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8:46 Card

Description: The time associated with the killing of George Floyd

Tags: george floyd rest in peace, george floyd murder, george floyd killed by policeman, george floyd 2020, 846

8:46 Card

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Wearing a Mask is not Polltical Card

Description: A poke at the Covidiots that refuse to wear a mask

Tags: masks saves lives, social distancing, quarantine, wear a mask, masks for coronavirus

Wearing a Mask is not Polltical Card

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Defund The Police Card

Description: A call to rethink policing in America. Not to dismantle, but to re-allocate funding to other government agencies,

Tags: blm, black lives matter, police brutality, police killing, police killing blacks

Defund The Police Card

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NO MORE Bullies in Blue Card

Description: A call to end police brutality

Tags: end police brutality, protest, black lives matter, police, george floyd murder

NO MORE Bullies in Blue Card

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Always Record The Police Card
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Description: Keep the police honest. Always record the police in public. Photography is a First Amendment protected activity

Tags: copwatch, 1st amendment audit, 1st amendment, civil rights, film the police

Always Record The Police Card

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Black Lives Matter Card
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Description: This should be self explanatory

Tags: breonna taylor, george floyd, black lives matter, blm black lives matter, police brutality

Black Lives Matter Card

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Trump - Lie Deny Defy Card
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Description: Inspired by Chris Cuomo summing up Trump's M.O.

Tags: no trump, trump, trump lies people die

Trump - Lie Deny Defy Card

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Stay The Fuck Back Card

Description: A gentle reminder to maintain social distancing

Tags: covid 19, corona virus, quarantine

Stay The Fuck Back Card

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If I'm an asshole... Card
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Description: I usually mind my own business and treat others with respect. If I'm an asshole to you, you fucking deserve it.

Tags: nice guys, nice guys finish last, assholes, humor, treat people with kindness

If I'm an asshole... Card

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Keys Wallet Phone Mask Card
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Description: A reminder to take a mask with you when you leave home

Tags: masks save lives, corona virus, covid, covid 19, virus

Keys Wallet Phone Mask Card

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Authorized by the 1st Amendment Card

Description: Freedom of speech, of the press. The right of the people peaceably to assemble.

Tags: film the police, freedom of press, freedom of speech, cop watch

Authorized by the 1st Amendment Card

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8:46 BLM Card

Description: 8:46 - The length of time associated with the killing of George Floyd

Tags: civil rights, african american, black lives matter political protest, black pride, blm

8:46 BLM Card

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Grammar Card
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Description: Grammar geeks will love this! You need to actually know grammar to fully understand this shirt.

Tags: grammar nazi, grammar police, grammar police funny, grammar police novelty, grammar quote

Grammar Card

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L.O.V.E. Card
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Description: Lift Others Up Open Your Heart Vow to be Better End the Hate Now

Tags: together, love everyone, love each other, end hate and violence, end hate

L.O.V.E. Card

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Covidiot Tracking Card
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Description: A graph showing the rise of Covidiots

Tags: covid 19, social distancing, quarantine, covidiots, corona virus

Covidiot Tracking Card

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In my defense... Card

Description: Let me explain.

Tags: in my defense gift ideas, defense, in my defense i was very drunk, in my defense i was left unsupervised

In my defense... Card

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FUCK KYLE Card

Description: A response to the "Free Kyle" crowd showing opposition to his aquittal

Tags: free kyle rittenhouse, free kyle, kyle, kenosha, rittenhouse

FUCK KYLE Card

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8 minutes 46 seconds Card

Description: The time associated with the killing of George Floyd

Tags: blm black lives matter, black lives matter, george floyd 2020, blm, 846 no justice no peace rip george flo

8 minutes 46 seconds Card

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6 Feet Card

Description: A gentle reminder to maintain social distancing

Tags: six feet, six feet away, six feet apart, 6ft, 6ft social distancing

6 Feet Card

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Own your shit... Card

Description: A gentle reminder to take personal responsibility

Tags: personal responsibility

Own your shit... Card

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Your Dysfunction... Feels like home Card

Description: A poke at dysfunctional families

Tags: dysfunctional humor, crazy family, for family

Your Dysfunction... Feels like home Card

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2 words 1 finger Card

Description: A written version of giving someone "the finger" without using the common profanity term

Tags: offensive, fuck you too, humor, rude, go fuck yourself

2 words 1 finger Card

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trust science - VACCINATE Card
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Description: A pro-vaccine reminder

Tags: vaccination, covid vaccine, health, vaccinated, coronavirus

trust science - VACCINATE Card

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Always Scratchin' On the Eight-ball Card
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Description: Everything is going great and then goes all wrong!

Tags: unlucky

Always Scratchin' On the Eight-ball Card

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