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Anti-Morning Card
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Description: It's too early.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, caffeine, coffee drinks, espresso

Anti-Morning Card

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Card
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Description: You'll shoot your eye out kid.

Tags: a christmas story, christmas story, christmas sweater, christmas turkey, funny

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Card

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Is It Safe Out There? Card
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Description: Is it? Can I come out yet?

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, abstract, abstract designs

Is It Safe Out There? Card

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Anti Morning Morning Club Card
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Description: Mornings suck. Coffee doesn’t. Let everyone know you’re here to survive mornings, not enjoy them.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, caffeine, coffee drinks, cup of coffee

Anti Morning Morning Club Card

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Anti Morning Morning Club Card
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Description: Mornings suck. Coffee doesn’t. Let everyone know you’re here to survive mornings, not enjoy them.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, caffeine, caffeine addict, espresso

Anti Morning Morning Club Card

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Garbage Island-er and Proud Card
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Description: From the "floating island of garbage" and proud of it. Thanks for the shoutout.

Tags: 2024 election, biden, election, funny, harris

Garbage Island-er and Proud Card

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Après-ski Yeti Card
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Description: Après-ski cuddles so good, you don’t even care that a yeti is tearing up the slopes (and skiers) outside.

Tags: bigfoot, funny, mountain, nostalgia, polaroid

Après-ski Yeti Card

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Ain't No Rest for the Wicked Witch Card
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Description: Coffee-fueled chaos and no time for breaks.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee lover, cute, espresso

Ain't No Rest for the Wicked Witch Card

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Never Better Skeleton - Dead Inside Card
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Description: Just Nailing Life from the Coffin. If you're rolling with the absurdity and loving every disaster, this one's for you.

Tags: dark, dark humor, depressed, funny, halloween

Never Better Skeleton - Dead Inside Card

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Here for the Boos Ghost Card
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Description: We're not here for your small talk or costume compliments—we're here for the boos. So grab a drink and party like a spirit with priorities.

Tags: boo, funny, ghost, horror, humor

Here for the Boos Ghost Card

$5.00 $6.00

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