Threadocalypse

Description: Avoiding chores one muffin at a time.

Description: Woke up, chose violence, demanded bread.

Description: Hope you said goodbye to your Capri Sun.

Description: Hope you said goodbye to your Capri Sun.

Description: You thought this was an invitation. It wasn’t.

Description: You thought this was an invitation. It wasn’t.

Description: Because nutritional value is fake and so is everything you said.

Description: Because nutritional value is fake and so is everything you said.

Description: For those who smile sweetly while everything burns just out of frame.

Description: For those who smile sweetly while everything burns just out of frame.

Description: Sail into regret with Tom’s Cruise – the only booze cruise where the drinks are strong and the decisions are questionable.

Description: Fresh out the oven and full of daddy issues. Still not over Jennifer, but looks amazing in carbs.

Description: Looks like he fell apart in aisle 9 and never left. Smells like beer, heartbreak, and chart-topping sadness.

Description: Can you smell what the swamp is cookin'?

Description: I put on this shirt, isn't that enough?

Description: I put on this shirt, isn't that enough?

Description: I swear I'll do it in a minute

Description: I swear I'll do it in a minute

Description: "You're a turkey Harry!" -Hagrid, I think

Description: Where's the exit?

Description: Where's the exit

Description: I'll be your rock babe

Description: For the anti-social social creature

Description: My stallion is faster than any sleigh.

Description: Coal again? Oh no, I'm SO surprised -_-

Description: Keep it in the holster, pal

Description: Easy now, y'hear?

Description: Easy now y'hear?

Description: Love what you eat, don't eat what you love.

Description: Santa has sent Rudolph to watch you. Be on your best behavior now.

Description: "Wonder what Santa's gonna get me this year! ...jk"

Description: Post Rudolph retirement, Santa’s needed to improvise.

Description: When the fuzzy paws hit the ground, you’re already done for.

Description: Tell me about your childhood - were your parents supportive of your passions?

Description: Is it you? It's you isn't it?

Description: Is it you? It's you isn't it?