Description: Avoiding chores one muffin at a time.
$24
Description: Woke up, chose violence, demanded bread.
Description: Hope you said goodbye to your Capri Sun.
Description: You thought this was an invitation. It wasn’t.
Description: Because nutritional value is fake and so is everything you said.
Description: For those who smile sweetly while everything burns just out of frame.
Description: Sail into regret with Tom’s Cruise – the only booze cruise where the drinks are strong and the decisions are questionable.
Description: Fresh out the oven and full of daddy issues. Still not over Jennifer, but looks amazing in carbs.
Description: Looks like he fell apart in aisle 9 and never left. Smells like beer, heartbreak, and chart-topping sadness.
Description: Can you smell what the swamp is cookin'?
Description: I put on this shirt, isn't that enough?
Description: I swear I'll do it in a minute
Description: "You're a turkey Harry!" -Hagrid, I think
Description: Where's the exit?
Description: Where's the exit
Description: I'll be your rock babe
Description: For the anti-social social creature
Description: My stallion is faster than any sleigh.
Description: Coal again? Oh no, I'm SO surprised -_-
Description: Keep it in the holster, pal
Description: Easy now, y'hear?
Description: Easy now y'hear?
Description: Love what you eat, don't eat what you love.
Description: Santa has sent Rudolph to watch you. Be on your best behavior now.
Description: "Wonder what Santa's gonna get me this year! ...jk"
Description: Post Rudolph retirement, Santa’s needed to improvise.
Description: When the fuzzy paws hit the ground, you’re already done for.
Description: Tell me about your childhood - were your parents supportive of your passions?
Description: Is it you? It's you isn't it?
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