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Papa Bless Card
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Description: King of the Foot Soliders Ethan Klein. Papa Bless, Peace and love

Tags: ethan klein, h3, h3h3productions, ab, zach

Papa Bless Card

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Holy Duck Card
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Description: Holy Duck

Tags: duckling, holy, halo, angel, webbed

Holy Duck Card

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Flamin' Goose Card
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Description: Flamin' Goose

Tags: goose, bird, fire, chaos, famous grouse

Flamin' Goose Card

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Ballerina Bartender Card
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Description: Ballerina Bartender

Tags: mover, ballet, pointe shoes, ballerina, lightning bolt

Ballerina Bartender Card

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Femme Card
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Description: Femme beauty

Tags: femme, bob, beauty, woman, 1920s

Femme Card

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Beaker Card
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Description: Beaker is the best muppet, prove me wrong.

Tags: muppet, jim henson, scientist, cartoon, orange

Beaker Card

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Baba-ism Card
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Description: Baba drinks Yebiga

Tags: baba, serbia, fuck it, fuck off, rakia

Baba-ism Card

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Aperol Card
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Description: Aperol bottle

Tags: aperitif, cocktail, bartending, spritz, italy

Aperol Card

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YEEHAW CLOVIS Card
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Description: Can I get a big yeehaw for Clovis, California? No? Okay.

Tags: california, yee haw, clovis rodeo, rodeo, burgundy

YEEHAW CLOVIS Card

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LIZA Card

Description: It’s Liza... with a Z!

Tags: liza, liza with a z, bob fosse, broadway, broadway babes

LIZA Card

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Snort responsibly Card
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Description: Bring some for the whole class.

Tags: cocaine, drugs, please dont do coke in the bathroom

Snort responsibly Card

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PDX Card
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Description: Bring the PDX carpet to your home!

Tags: oregon, pdx, carpet, pacnw, pacific north west

PDX Card

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Melty Cheesy Goodness Card
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Description: The meltiest and cheesiest of zas

Tags: cheese, pepperoni, crust, dominoes, slice

Melty Cheesy Goodness Card

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Quandle Card
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Description: Quandle

Tags: melting, face, lips, yellow, fire flame

Quandle Card

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Queen of the Bar Card

Description: Queen of the Bar

Tags: vanbingbing

Queen of the Bar Card

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The melting legs Card

Description: Some legs. Melting.

Tags: legs, heels, high heels, blue high heels, pink and blue

The melting legs Card

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Shelley Duvall Card
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Description: Shells

Tags: duvall, the shining, shelley duvall, kubrick, cigarette

Shelley Duvall Card

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Kiss the Cock Card
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Description: For your favorite cock... I mean cook.

Tags: rooster, kiss the cock, kiss the cook, chef, apron

Kiss the Cock Card

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Merriam Webster Words 1998 Card

Description: Words added to Merriam Webster dictionary in 1998.

Tags: words, word nerd, 1998, amirite, arctic

Merriam Webster Words 1998 Card

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Hot Dawg Card
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Description: Exactly what it looks like

Tags: chicago, dog, titties, boobs, mustard

Hot Dawg Card

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Bod le Purple Card
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Description: Bod

Tags: body, femme, lesbian, queer, erotic

Bod le Purple Card

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Fresno Fucker Card
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Description: for the best of the best from Fresno, California

Tags: fucker, california, fresno california, ff, central valley

Fresno Fucker Card

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The Regulars Card
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Description: The Kill Tony Regulars 2021-Present: Hans Kim, David Lucas, William Montgomery

Tags: tony hinchcliffe, hans kim, david lucas, william montgomery, austin

The Regulars Card

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Hot girls take Valtrex Card
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Description: Hot girl take Valtrex yo

Tags: herpes, hot girls, girls, femme, women

Hot girls take Valtrex Card

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PUP Card
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Description: a very good jack russel terrier corgi mix boi

Tags: dog, puppy, doggo, brown dog, brown and white dog

PUP Card

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South Dakota Slut Card

Description: for the best of the best of South Dakota

Tags: slut, feminist, midwest, lakota, sioux

South Dakota Slut Card

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SPEED HUMP Card
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Description: Safety first

Tags: safety first, traffic signs, funny, yellow, black

SPEED HUMP Card

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Chicago Cunt Card
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Description: for the best of Chicago

Tags: cunt, vagina, feminist, purple, blue

Chicago Cunt Card

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Lollipop Card
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Description: ooh lolly lolly lolly

Tags: rainbow, gay, hands, nails, female

Lollipop Card

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Narcoleptic AF Card
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Description: For all the narcoleptics out there

Tags: hyper fatigue disorder, chronic, condition, fatigue

Narcoleptic AF Card

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Dita Card

Description: Dita Von Teese original design in all her glory

Tags: burlesque, vaudeville, pin up, dita, von

Dita Card

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The Bash Card
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Description: Wabash Building original depiction. Wabash Building of Roosevelt University in Chicago, Illinois. "The Bash" dorm and academic building as known by students and staff. 31 floors. Part of Chicago skyline.

Tags: building, roosevelt, chicago, illinois, the bash

The Bash Card

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Cheers Character List Card
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Description: Beloved Cheers characters

Tags: diane chambers, carla tortelli, norm, coach, cliff

Cheers Character List Card

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Diane and Carla Card
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Description: Be the Diane Chambers of whatever you do. Then let Carla take over when things get rough.

Tags: diane chambers, carla tortelli, sam malone, coach, norm

Diane and Carla Card

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Fresno Tower Star Card
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Description: Original graphic of historic Fresno Tower Theatre structure.

Tags: tower, theatre, theater, star, historic

Fresno Tower Star Card

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