UnlovelyFrankenstein

It's a ghoul's night out!

A tee-shirt of passive resistance.

Where are all the killer robots at? I WAS PROMISED KILLER ROBOTS AND BLOOD SPORT!

Lock phasers on target and await my command.

Lock phasers on target and await my command.

Lock phasers on target and await my command.

You want this skull. You NEED this skull.

Black dress moves in a blue movie Graverobbers from outer space

The Tomb of Dracula: Absolutely, positively NOT approved by The Man.

It’s a parody of an homage wrapped inside an enugma. There’s a LOT going on here.

Dedicated to the brave men and women who used to design newspaper display ads for horror movies.

Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!

My friends we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us reward the innocent, let us punish the guilty. My friends... can your heart stand, the shocking facts, about grave robbers from outer space?

Based on the secret testimonies of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal.

The original Dawn of the Dead!

Based on the secret testimonies of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal.