Kids T-Shirts by UselessRob

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Lizards are people too! (BEWARE OF LIZARD PEOPLE!)

Tags: us president, animal, lizard person, anthropomorphic, dinosaur

Lizard Person Portrait Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Not Throwing Away MY SHOT (Hamilton inspired - gold version) Kids T-Shirt

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Never throw away your shot... ever!

Tags: aaron burr, hamilton, my shot, lin manuel miranda, drink

Not Throwing Away MY SHOT (Hamilton inspired - gold version) Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Not Throwing Away My Shot (Hamilton inspired - Black print) Kids T-Shirt

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I am not throwing away MY SHOT (of delicious booze!)

Tags: not throwing away my shot, my shot, lin manuel miranda, hamilton lyrics, broadway musical

Not Throwing Away My Shot (Hamilton inspired - Black print) Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

"Let's Get Lit!" - Thomas Edison Kids T-Shirt

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This is a real quote from Thomas Edison...

Tags: lit, bulb, get lit, science, lets get lit

"Let's Get Lit!" - Thomas Edison Kids T-Shirt

$20 $13

DJ Abraham Lincoln (Version 2) Kids T-Shirt

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DJbraham lays down honest beats!

Tags: turntable, deejay, history buff, music, july 4th

DJ Abraham Lincoln (Version 2) Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Doctor Who 13th Doctor Vintage Portrait (Jodie Whitakker) Kids T-Shirt

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She's traveled back in time to post for a portrait...

Tags: david tennant, uniform, matt smith, 13th, the doctor

Doctor Who 13th Doctor Vintage Portrait (Jodie Whitakker) Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Wolf Vintage Military Portrait Kids T-Shirt

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All howl for the Admiral!

Tags: wolf pack, dog lover, retro, vintage, dog

Wolf Vintage Military Portrait Kids T-Shirt

$20 $13

Gorilla Retro Military Portrait Kids T-Shirt

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Vintage military portrait of an officer in the Gorilla Navy

Tags: ape, monkey, portrait, rise of the planet of the apes, dawn of the planet of the apes

Gorilla Retro Military Portrait Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Training Montage - Just Add Music Kids T-Shirt

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What we need is a montage!

Tags: bull riding, rocky, workout, fitness, pbr

Training Montage - Just Add Music Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Christmas is LIT!

Tags: happy holidays, xmas, drinking, ugly sweater, holidays

Get Lit - Christmas Kids T-Shirt

$20 $13

Abbey Pub NYC - "Cheers" style design. Kids T-Shirt

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The famous "Cheers" inspired shirts were crazy popular before the Abbey closed its doors forever in early 2018. Here you can grab a recreation for yourself, if you missed out on an original hand printed version. "We'll TRY to remember your name"

Tags: nyc, new york city, abbey pub, bar, irish

Abbey Pub NYC - "Cheers" style design. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

The Past, Present & Future Is Female (Doctor Who inspired) Kids T-Shirt

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All of Time and Space is Female!

Tags: feminist, the doctor, the future is female, feminism, womens rights

The Past, Present & Future Is Female (Doctor Who inspired) Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Doctor Who Balloon Girl (Banksy mashup - Framed version) Kids T-Shirt

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Doctor Who / Banksy mashup inspired by the fantastic new Doctor!

Tags: spray paint, girl with balloon, tardis, the doctor, balloon

Doctor Who Balloon Girl (Banksy mashup - Framed version) Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Doctor Who Balloon Girl (Banksy mashup) Kids T-Shirt

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Thirteenth Doctor inspired Doctor Who and Banksy mashup!

Tags: balloon, banksy, banksy balloon, banksy balloon girl, girl with balloon

Doctor Who Balloon Girl (Banksy mashup) Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Pizza Rat has finally been apprehended!

Tags: i love new york, i heart new york, rat, nypd, mugshot

Pizza Rat Mugshot NYPD Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Tiger Stripes Dyer celebrated a little too hard after the AFL Grand Final win...

Tags: rugby fan, aussie rules football, aussie rules, footy, mugshot

Richmond Tigers Mugshot Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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The Brooklyn Bandit has been caught!

Tags: new york city, i love new york, new york, rocket raccoon, parody

Brooklyn Raccoon Mugshot Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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3rd version of my old Trump Busters design. It's been years now, who are we gonna call??

Tags: president, presidential election, republican, democrat, us president

Trump Busters (v3) Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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8 crazy nights of getting lit!

Tags: holidays, hannukah, happy hanukkah, happy holidays, party

Get Lit - Hanukkah Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

New York City Lifeguard (BIOHAZARD) Kids T-Shirt

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Please don't touch the Hudson or East River when you're visiting New York, let alone swim in them.

Tags: river, swimming, hudson river, pollution, water

New York City Lifeguard (BIOHAZARD) Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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She's a Southern Belle and a Cow. She's a Cow Belle...

Tags: farm animals, cow, portrait, cameo, vintage

Cow Belle Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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NYC is melting in the summer!

Tags: holiday, beach, united states, usa, red white and blue

NYC Rocket Pop Popsicle Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

George Washington BBQ Chef - "Hail to the Chef" Kids T-Shirt

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Hail to the Chef!

Tags: grilling, cooking, summer, chef, food

George Washington BBQ Chef - "Hail to the Chef" Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Show your Pride with the Babadook!

Tags: queer, lesbian, gay, gay pride, trans

Babadook PRIDE! Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Victorian era #SquadGoals!

Tags: photographer, take a selfie, camera, vintage, girl gang

Vintage Selfie Stick Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Four score and 7 beats ago! Party like a Prez!

Tags: fourth of july, 4th of july, history, honest abe, president

DJ-braham Lincoln! Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Ale University (NOT Yale!) - White Version Kids T-Shirt

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Study hard, my friends.

Tags: college, alcohol, yale university, new haven, drinking

Ale University (NOT Yale!) - White Version Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Celebrate the joys of the fanciest beer to soak your beard with!

Tags: drink, drunk, alcohol, drinking, pbr beer

Drunk Hipster Beer Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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The iconic New York Pub, The Abbey Pub, closed forever on April 30th, 2018. We're trying to keep all the t-shirt designs I made for it over the years alive here.

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