UselessRob

Hail to the Chef!

Show your Pride with the Babadook!

Victorian era #SquadGoals!

Critical hit!

The Abbey Pub is gone, but the old shirt designs live on here. These were all designed by one of the bar tenders (Rob the Australian dude), and originally screen printed by hand in his apartment, usually with proceeds going to one of our charity events. These are recreations of the old designs, which will be professionally printed to order, wear them and remember the good times.

Four score and 7 beats ago! Party like a Prez!

Study hard, my friends.

Celebrate the joys of the fanciest beer to soak your beard with!

The iconic New York Pub, The Abbey Pub, closed forever on April 30th, 2018. We're trying to keep all the t-shirt designs I made for it over the years alive here.

The iconic New York Pub, The Abbey Pub, closed forever on April 30th, 2018. We're trying to keep all the t-shirt designs I made for it over the years alive here.

Another classic ruined...

All unicorns deserve to be saved, not just the slender ones!

Rockin' the trunk and beyond!

SAVE THE TAPIRS!

Rock the animal kingdom!

I mean, does anything else even matter during the holidays? Declare your love of booze fueled cheer to the world!

Tearing down the slopes, bunny style. (with his Nike Carrot shirt on!)

Problem solving 101.

Study hard, my friends.

Mermaids are classy. You are classy.

Science Gone Mad - Sport Made Awesome Dinosaur Polo is the ONLY sport worth following. Show your support!

The Abbey Pub is gone, but the old shirt designs live on here. These were all designed by one of the bar tenders (Rob the Australian dude), and originally screen printed by hand in his apartment, usually with proceeds going to one of our charity events. These are recreations of the old designs, which will be professionally printed to order, wear them and remember the good times.

The Abbey Pub is gone, but the old shirt designs live on here. These were all designed by one of the bar tenders (Rob the Australian dude), and originally screen printed by hand in his apartment, usually with proceeds going to one of our charity events. These are recreations of the old designs, which will be professionally printed to order, wear them and remember the good times.

The Abbey Pub is gone, but the old shirt designs live on here. These were all designed by one of the bar tenders (Rob the Australian dude), and originally screen printed by hand in his apartment, usually with proceeds going to one of our charity events. These are recreations of the old designs, which will be professionally printed to order, wear them and remember the good times.

The Abbey Pub is gone, but the old shirt designs live on here. These were all designed by one of the bar tenders (Rob the Australian dude), and originally screen printed by hand in his apartment, usually with proceeds going to one of our charity events. These are recreations of the old designs, which will be professionally printed to order, wear them and remember the good times.

The Abbey Pub is gone, but the old shirt designs live on here. These were all designed by one of the bar tenders (Rob the Australian dude), and originally screen printed by hand in his apartment, usually with proceeds going to one of our charity events. These are recreations of the old designs, which will be professionally printed to order, wear them and remember the good times.

The Abbey Pub is gone, but the old shirt designs live on here. These were all designed by one of the bar tenders (Rob the Australian dude), and originally screen printed by hand in his apartment, usually with proceeds going to one of our charity events. These are recreations of the old designs, which will be professionally printed to order, wear them and remember the good times.

Another ruined classic.

It's a tropical island, right in the heart of the city!

Who you gonna call when a nutty hairpiece is about to become the leader of the free world? TRUMP BUSTERS!

Go Tiges! A unique design by a Melbourne tattoo artist and Richmond Tigers fan, made for the 2017 Premiership!

It's a classic prequel to a terrible Sunday morning...

I ain't afraid of no Trump! Actually, the whole free world is terrified... We're in trouble, boys and girls! So who are ya gonna call??

The Tigers are the best team of any sport... right? They're at least present in most sports, so hedge your bets and pretend you know stuff! The Richmond Tigers are the Australian Football League Champions! The Detroit Tigers win stuff in the US MLB sometimes! The Cincinnati Bengals are a time of tiger in the American NFL! And Tiger Woods still hits little balls pretty well! See? No matter the sport, you can go for the tigers!

Faster. Higher. Drunker!

Dost thou wish to be thine office crackup? Then thus shirt, tis for thee! Or something like that... Share a smirk with Shakespeare by wearing one of his most famous quotes. Seriously. It's a real quote from the bard himself.