UselessRob

New York, NY, USA
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Who you gonna call when a nutty hairpiece is about to become the leader of the free world? TRUMP BUSTERS!

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Go Tiges! A unique design by a Melbourne tattoo artist and Richmond Tigers fan, made for the 2017 Premiership!

Tags: football-team, afl, footy, football, australia

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It's a classic prequel to a terrible Sunday morning...

Tags: party, college, alcohol, beer-pong-player, drinking

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I ain't afraid of no Trump! Actually, the whole free world is terrified... We're in trouble, boys and girls! So who are ya gonna call??

Tags: ghostbusters, slimer, stay-puft

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The Tigers are the best team of any sport... right? They're at least present in most sports, so hedge your bets and pretend you know stuff! The Richmond Tigers are the Australian Football League Champions! The Detroit Tigers win stuff in the US MLB sometimes! The Cincinnati Bengals are a time of tiger in the American NFL! And Tiger Woods still hits little balls pretty well! See? No matter the sport, you can go for the tigers!

Tags: cat, animal, big-cats, soccer, hockey

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Dinosaurs are delicious!

Tags: velociraptor, tyrannosaur, cretaceous, trex, tyrannosaurus

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Faster. Higher. Drunker!

Tags: irish, st-patricks-day, beer-pong-player, games, beer-can

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Dost thou wish to be thine office crackup? Then thus shirt, tis for thee! Or something like that... Share a smirk with Shakespeare by wearing one of his most famous quotes. Seriously. It's a real quote from the bard himself.

Tags: hamlet, to-be-or-not-to-be, theater, william-shakespeare, acting

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It's time to leave. This planet is going down hill fast. Luckily, NASA has recently found somewhere else for us to ruin! Yay!

Tags: nasa, astronomy, pluto, jupiter, neptune

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Ride your bicycle through Cabot Cove wearing this fetching t-shirt design, and let everyone know you're out to either write, solve, or possible commit, murder! Just like Jessica Fletcher!

Tags: 80s-tv, murder-she-wrote, angela-lansbury, jessica-fletcher, 80s

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We miss you, Lenny!

Tags: homicide, detective, policeman, crime, retro

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President Trump is the best president ever. Really the best. Everybody says so. Billions of people showed up and got sunburned at his inauguration. Billions! Every one says so. And he's making great decisions. Really great. Everybody says so. NO!

Tags: trump, republican, us-president, political-satire, hillary-clinton

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