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camel towing Card

Description: camel towing

Tags: adult humor, camel, funny, funny gift, funnytee

camel towing Card

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Frank's Nitrous Card
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Description: Blue Velvet Frank's Nitrous

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, cinema, david lynch, dennis hopper

Frank's Nitrous Card

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Pill Cosby Card
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Description: i think you mean Pill Cosby. Am I right?! Huh?!

Tags: comedian, comedy, cosby show, drugs, funny

Pill Cosby Card

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Choose Death Card
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Description: Choose Death

Tags: black metal, bones, dead, death metal, evil

Choose Death Card

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Dennis Hopper Vibrator Card

Description: Dennis Hopper Vibrator

Tags: apocalypse, apocalypse now, francis ford coppola, parody design, photographer

Dennis Hopper Vibrator Card

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I like Big Buns...and I cannot Lie Card
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Description: Big Space Buns Like I Do. (And Lie I Cannot)

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, big ass, big booty, bootylicious

I like Big Buns...and I cannot Lie Card

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Scarface vs The Skull Card

Description: Scarface in the Shadow of the Skull

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, al pacino, cartel, colombia

Scarface vs The Skull Card

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Brady Bunch Sam the Butcher Card
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Description: Sam "the Butcher" Graviano

Tags: 70s, 70s tv, american sitcom, dark humor, jan brady

Brady Bunch Sam the Butcher Card

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Super Patriotic Eagle Card

Description: super ultra patriotic eagle power

Tags: america, american, american flag, animal, cute

Super Patriotic Eagle Card

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I Got This! [MOTIVATIONAL] Card

Description: I got this! [motivational]

Tags: basketball, basketball player, funny, humor, inspiration

I Got This! [MOTIVATIONAL] Card

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I Don't Get Drunk, I Get Awesome Card

Description: I don't get drunk...I get awesome!

Tags: alcohol, awesome, beer, birthday, drink

I Don't Get Drunk, I Get Awesome Card

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Bacon and Eggs = Life Card

Description: Bacon and Eggs = Life

Tags: abstract, bacon, bacon lover, barbeque, breakfast

Bacon and Eggs = Life Card

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I Snort the 80s Card
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Description: I Heart/Snort the 80s

Tags: 80s fashion, 80s kid, 80s retro, 80s tv, cocaine

I Snort the 80s Card

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Scarface Little Friend Card
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Description: Say Hello To My Little Friend

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 90s, al pacino, cocaine

Scarface Little Friend Card

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Taxi Driver Card
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Description: Travis Bickle Taxi Driver

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, badass, dark humor, driver

Taxi Driver Card

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Original Homeland Security Card

Description: original homeland security

Tags: america, american flag, american indian, american native, american roots

Original Homeland Security Card

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f*ck the police Card
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Description: F the police.... man.

Tags: 80s, 80s music, cop, humor, law enforcement

f*ck the police Card

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Unicorn Bird Card
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Description: flip a corn.

Tags: cute, cute unicorn, funny, funny unicorn, meme

Unicorn Bird Card

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kush Card
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Description: pretend this is a hemp shirt...and smoke it.

Tags: 420 weed, alex lifeson, geddy lee, humor, marijuana

kush Card

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The Jerk Navin R Johnson Card
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Description: Things are gonna start happening to me NOW?! OR Die gas pumper! OR He hates these CANS!

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, comedy, funny quote, he hates these cans

The Jerk Navin R Johnson Card

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Kali Ma Temple of Doom Card

Description: Kali Ma Shakti De...you know.

Tags: 80s, 80s retro, adventure, bad guy, dark humor

Kali Ma Temple of Doom Card

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They Live Rowdy Roddy Piper Card
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Description: I have come to chew bubble gum...

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 80s retro, dark humor, horror

They Live Rowdy Roddy Piper Card

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the Shining Danny Lloyd Card

Description: Danny and Tony on the big wheel. Bam.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, horror, horror movie, jack nicholson

the Shining Danny Lloyd Card

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Old School Card
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Description: Old school cassette. yo.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, cassette tape vintage

Old School Card

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I Heart You Card
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Description: I Heart You

Tags: blood, bloody, dark humor, heart, horror

I Heart You Card

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Scotch,  Bacon and Chocolate Cake Card
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Description: Because I'm a grown-ass man. That's why.

Tags: adult, alcohol, diet, diet humor, dieting

Scotch, Bacon and Chocolate Cake Card

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Forever Love Card
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Description: Fatality.

Tags: blood, bloody, broken, broken heart, dark humor

Forever Love Card

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Food Lover Card
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Description: Why? because I'm a grown up.

Tags: bacon, bacon and eggs, bacon lover, delicious, dessert

Food Lover Card

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Run DMT Card
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Description: It's tricky when them space elves walk this way in my inter-dimensional Adidas. But...you know...It's like that.

Tags: dmt trip, drugs, hip hop, humor, lsd

Run DMT Card

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Just Sew It Card

Description: Now you can walk to your Tesla 1.3 times faster to drive to the Apple store and wait 5.4 hours in line for your new iPhone in THREE TIMES THE COMFORT in your new Air Jordans. Celebrate child labor while pretending to protest late stage capitalism in this trendy Chinese or Honduras made shirt.

Tags: capitalism, communism, consumerism, dark humor, free market

Just Sew It Card

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the Shaggs Card

Description: Unforgettable tour. Deep Purple was the opener. I took a fistful of acid. Dorothy 'Dot' Wiggin smashed her Avalon AV-2T guitar and did a helicopter kick. Simply amazing.

Tags: band, black metal, dark humor, death metal, funny

the Shaggs Card

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