We hate everything

Description: Loner shirt- I wanna be where the people aren’t

Description: Employees are encouraged to stop crying before returning to work

Description: I’m weird. There must be an emergency if I’m working with customers today.

Description: Doctor is in shirt

Description: Schmidt happens Inspired by New Girl

Description: Project Hail Mary inspired to compare Rocky to young son.

Description: Friendly reminder to stop voting for sexual predators

Description: Voted employee of the century by at least one staff member

Description: Asking for forgiveness doesn’t fix being a piece of crap

Description: I wish women had as many rights as guns

Description: Conspiracy theories such as dna mutations, cloning, aliens, chemtrails, robots / ai, lizard people, flat earth, illuminati, pyramids

Description: Make government people retire at decent ages, dinosaurs have such outdated policies and beliefs

Description: Project Hail Mary inspired shirt featuring space and just the word amaze

Description: Your alien, my toddler. Project Hail Mary inspired shirt he is describing his alien friend, but it describes most toddlers as well.

Description: Vigilantes inspired by real life Mexican Batman shirt

Description: Pride shirt, gay pride shirt

Description: Fear the people who do not think of what is best for mankind and purely what lines their wallets

Description: Women are not free. Men are not tracked to see if they will leave the state to impregnate someone, women should not be at risk to be tracked to see if they have abortions.

Description: Very rich Elon and DJT cut funding that feeds children, for health insurance and cancer research and paid little to nothing in taxes

Description: Imagine fearing diversity but not dictatorship

Description: Your body my choice vasectomy shirt

Description: Women’s rights, abortion rights, roe v wade shirt

Description: When a man puts his face and name on everything, it’s because he knows that no one else ever will.

Description: Not superstitious But I am a little stitious

Description: Conspiracy theory shirt

Description: Mitch McConnell proof of life

Description: Distractions - Alien UFO Epstein list shirt

Description: Stop electing dinosaurs , force government officials to retire at normal ages

Description: Stop electing dinosaurs design is to bring awareness to the older generation’s views being outdated and offensive

Description: Files of ufos have been released in 2026 but not the Epstein files

Description: Fdt floral

Description: You can be anything you want - unqualified cabinet shirt - under-qualified

Description: Girl mom shirt

Description: Everything hurts shirt

Description: Boy mom

Description: USA send help In this together like hostages