What does a Marsellus Wallace shirt look like? SAY WHAT AGAIN

As all ents know, size and logic are inextricably linked. Check my store for other variants.

As all ents know, size and logic are inextricably linked. Check my store for other variants.

"We're going to run out unless we can get to that mule and get some more. "I'll go." "This is no time for bravery. I'll let ya!"

Rest your quads like the cool cat you are.

Unlimited breadsticks, very limited legs

"Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?"

And then he calls for Mum While he's suckin' his thumb You see, he doesn't want to play

And then he calls for Mum While he's suckin' his thumb You see, he doesn't want to play

After careful consideration, I've decided NOT to endorse your planet.

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

I've never seen a Bond Company Stooge stick his neck out like that. If you're headed to Ping Island for a rescue op, be sure to dress appropriately.

We're putting a team together! Wanna come?

A certain great and powerful king once asked a poet "What can I give you of all that I have?" He wisely replied "Anything sir... except your secret."

Listen to the music at kingkwofi.com.

This is a poster for a short film I made in 2013, based on Mary Shelley's classic horror novel. See the film now on Amazon Prime!

Don't call him a misanthrope.

Check out the 2013 gothic horror short from Wonder Mill Films on Amazon Prime!

Every machine breaks down. Check out the 2011 indie feature from Wonder Mill Films on Amazon Prime!

Check out the 2010 indie sci-fi feature from Wonder Mill Films on Amazon Prime!

Adorn yourself with the piercing stare of Oliver wearing an empty beer box. Oh, and advertise my website while you do it!