Socks
Description: "I have never met a Vampire personally but I don't know what might happen tomorrow." Foreboding quote from actor Bela Lugosi, here seen with a klieg light in his Dracula garb. Great gift for goths and darklings. Good present for actors, writers, filmmakers, directors, producers, film fans. Blackand white cinema. Classic movie monsters.
Description: Great Robin Williams quote "A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you it's bullshit and listens to some more." Robin was a great actor, comedian and writer. (Don't forget he wrote his own material as well as improvising the sh** out of everything he ever performed in. A hilarious gentleman gone too soon. But hopefully an eternal inspiration to the wacky, the creative and the kooky. Writers fit that bill.
Description: George Washington Carver was an American agricultural scientist and inventor who promoted alternative crops to cotton and methods to prevent soil depletion. He was the most prominent black scientist of the early 20th century. A professor at Tuskegee. Great black history gift, great gift for budding scientists.
Description: Keep Your God Damn Mask On. Straight to the point. Morons seem to be running around with their noses exposed, or no mask at all in grocery stores and other places where masks are now mandatory. We need to stand strong against these idiots if we want to have any hope of not being the number one in the wo
Description: Inspired by the final press conference location for the doomed Trump 2020 Campaign: Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Philadelphia. Conveniently located near the crematory and the dildo store! Where, due to some sort of scheduling buffoonery, Rudy Guiliani held Trump's post-election loss press conference. Great commemorative tee for a Trump hater. Sore loser trump for Prison, 2021!
Description: No Mask No Brains No Service. Straight to the point. Morons seem to be running around with their noses exposed, or no mask at all in grocery stores and other places where masks are now mandatory. We need to stand strong against these idiots if we want to have any hope of not being the number one in the world in Covid19 deaths. Great gift for essential workers
Description: Practice Safe Six- a handy meme to remind people to stay six feet apart for Covid social distancing. Great gift for the immunocompromised. Great gift for doctor, great gift for nurse, great gift for quarantined people when they have to get out and get groceries. Assert your personal space.
Description: Daddy-O was a great West Village beatnik dive bar known for serving regional food from western New York and for being a favorite hangout spot for local chefs. A whiskey lover's paradise, and also the only local place to get a Rochester style 'garbage plate.' Closed but not forgotten! Great gift for West Villagers and Whiskey lovers. Great nostalgic gift for New Yorkers.
Description: The late great Subway Stop record store Record Mart- Literally an underground shop in the times square subway. Great source for Vinyl Records. Gone but not forgotten part of the NYC Music scene. Great vintage New York City gift, Great gift for New York music lovers and vinyl record crate diggers.
Description: Straight Outta Fairbanks- the " hi. don't be racist. thanks. " tee. Jason Lassiter apparently had a really difficult time suffering through his meal at The Chowder House in Fairbanks, Alaska. In fact, he was so traumatized by a member of the waitstaff wearing a shirt that read “Hi. Don’t be a racist. Thanks.” that he left a scathing review and vowed never to return to the establishment. Needless to say the shirt has caught fire, as has Jason's social media. You can make the same anti racist statement and get a hi. don't be racist. thanks. shirt in days via my teepublic. Thank you for all the interest.
Description: A commemorative tee for 90s Hollywood's great tiki bar and concert venue Jack's Sugar Shack. If you ever heard Ronnie Mack say 'Put THEM on the radio!' you probably remember the peanut-shell strewn floors of Jack's at Hollywood and Vine. Great gift for all veterans of the 90s Hollywood music scene.
Description: Another dearly departed Los Angeles / Hollywood institution- the 101 Coffee Shop, as seen in Jon Favreau's Swingers, and as seen over the tops of the laptops of 10,000 wannabe screenwriters. A great place to grab a meeting, coffee or a milkshake before cruising up the 101 Freeway. RIP 101! Great gift for Hollywood folks, screenwriters, Beachwood Canyon Residents.
Description: The sadly closed Nerdmelt theatre's logo which was inside Meltdown Comics, Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles. The home base for Jonah Ray, Kumail Nanjiani and Emily Gordon's live comedy shows for years, as well as the home of 300+ episodes of Harmontown Podcast with Dan Harmon and Jeff Davis. Great gift for a Dan Harmon fan, great gift for a Kumail fan. A great commemorative tee for anyone who used to go to the live shows at Nerdmelt.
Description: RIP Port City Music Hall of Portland Maine. A great music venue. So because Susan Collins refused to do her constitutional duty and remove Trump from office, we had a moron at the helm when the pandemic hit. And because of that, Covid was way worse than it needed to be. Other countries are largely reopen. And because of this, one of the best things to happen to Portland this decade is going to shutter. Susan Collins sucks. Tee is made with a weathered vintage effect.
Description: Hot off the set of Bill and Ted Face The Music, it's the Wyld Stallyns 2020 logo from the not-yet-released Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure sequel. Party on, dudes, and be excellent to each other. Great gift for Keanu Reeves fans and Alex Winter fans, and anyone who loves 80s movies.
Description: The Red Dragon Majong symbol. A classic from the game of mahjong, but also a key clue in the Red Dragon story. The Hannibal Lecter movie so good they had to make it twice! (Once with Ed Norton, once with William Petersen, named Manhunter, 1986.) Cool gift for mahjong players, and a great gift for Hannibal Lecter movie fans. And just an all-around fun way to creep people out :)
