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Can't Talk Must Caffeine T-Shirt
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Description: Funny gift for the coffee lover in your arena!

Tags: morning, text, writing, typography, writer
Writer Shmiter... T-Shirt

Description: A mug to capture the mind of a writer- scatterbrain chain-of-consciousness and all.

Tags: funny writer gift, writer gift ideas, author gifts, writers gift box, i am a writer
Office Despot black text T-Shirt
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Description: Office Despot. The tyrant of the toner cartridges, the fascist of the fax paper. Funny coworker gag gift or self-gift for anyone who wants to project a badass image at work! Office Depot logo parody.

Tags: despotic, tyrants, fascist, despot, gift for boss
Office Despot white text T-Shirt
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Description: Office Despot. The tyrant of the toner cartridges, the fascist of the fax paper. Funny gag gift or self-gift for anyone who wants to project a badass image at work! Office Depot parody.

Tags: facist, despot, office gift idea, boss gifts, tyrant
Lugosi Vampire Quote T-Shirt
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Description: "I have never met a Vampire personally but I don't know what might happen tomorrow." Foreboding quote from actor Bela Lugosi, here seen with a klieg light in his Dracula garb. Great gift for goths and darklings. Good present for actors, writers, filmmakers, directors, producers, film fans. Blackand white cinema. Classic movie monsters.

Tags: bela lugosi, goth gift, dracula, filmmaker quotes, foreboding quote
Robin Williams inspiration quote T-Shirt

Description: Great Robin Williams quote "A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you it's bullshit and listens to some more." Robin was a great actor, comedian and writer. (Don't forget he wrote his own material as well as improvising the sh** out of everything he ever performed in. A hilarious gentleman gone too soon. But hopefully an eternal inspiration to the wacky, the creative and the kooky. Writers fit that bill.

Tags: comedians, motivational, inspiration, inspirational, robin williams
George Washington Carver T-Shirt

Description: George Washington Carver was an American agricultural scientist and inventor who promoted alternative crops to cotton and methods to prevent soil depletion. He was the most prominent black scientist of the early 20th century. A professor at Tuskegee. Great black history gift, great gift for budding scientists.

Tags: science gifts for kids, science gift ideas, tuskegee university, african american history, black history
Keep Your God Damn Mask On T-Shirt

Description: Keep Your God Damn Mask On. Straight to the point. Morons seem to be running around with their noses exposed, or no mask at all in grocery stores and other places where masks are now mandatory. We need to stand strong against these idiots if we want to have any hope of not being the number one in the wo

Tags: keep your god damn mask on, mask on, mask up, 2020 face mask, virus safety
We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat T-Shirt

Description: The classic Chief Brody quote on seeing Jaws: One of the greatest movie quotes of al time. "We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat." Great gift for movie buffs, movie fans, shark lovers.

Tags: 1970s, jaws quotes, great movie quotes, baby shark gift, shark lover gift
Mondo Kim's NYC Video store commemorative T-Shirt
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Description: Mondo Kim's commemorative tee- the best video store in New York while it was around. As seen in Archive 81. A fantastic gift for New York filmmakers, Tisch students, film buffs, video geeks, and New Yorkers of all ages.

Tags: 90s, bygone new york, cinephile gift, commemorative, new york city
Fountain Pen Nib advert - French T-Shirt
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Description: Art from the box of some 1920s Fountain Pen nibs. Classic writer stuff here. Great gift for writers, fans of Hawthorne, Edgar Allen Poe, other writers of yore.

Tags: literary gift, poetry, literature, writer gifts, french art
Four Seasons Total Landscaping T-Shirt
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Description: Inspired by the final press conference location for the doomed Trump 2020 Campaign: Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Philadelphia. Conveniently located near the crematory and the dildo store! Where, due to some sort of scheduling buffoonery, Rudy Guiliani held Trump's post-election loss press conference. Great commemorative tee for a Trump hater. Sore loser trump for Prison, 2021!

Tags: rudy giuliani and donald trump, too dumb, seems like a joke, anti trump, dildo store
Gherkin For The Weekend T-Shirt

Description: Gherkin For The Weekend! Inspired by / seen worn by the shop clerk on TucaAndBertie.

Tags: sarcastic cartoons, cartoons, adult swim, animation, pickle jokes
Non-Fungible Tee Shirt - T-Shirt

Description: One for the Non-Fungible Tokens fans currently buying crypto punks and beeples on the Ethereum ecosystem. Great gift for crypto currency owners, crypto traders, anyone into Bitcoin and NFTs.

Tags: opensea, digital currency trading, ethereum, digital currency trader, nft
No Mask No Brains No Service T-Shirt

Description: No Mask No Brains No Service. Straight to the point. Morons seem to be running around with their noses exposed, or no mask at all in grocery stores and other places where masks are now mandatory. We need to stand strong against these idiots if we want to have any hope of not being the number one in the world in Covid19 deaths. Great gift for essential workers

Tags: essential workers, coronavirus, social distancing funny, no mask no service, covid 19
NO APOSTROPHES IN PLURAL NOUN'S T-Shirt

Description: Ironic Tee Alert: No Apostrophes in plural nouns, but the word nouns is wrongly given as Noun's. Great funny gift for writers, authors, editors or anyone who likes to drive grammar nazis crazy. Grammar police. Good gift for teachers, literature professors or avid readers.

Tags: grammar nazi, teacher, grammar police, grammar teacher, funny writer gifts
Practice Safe Six T-Shirt

Description: Practice Safe Six- a handy meme to remind people to stay six feet apart for Covid social distancing. Great gift for the immunocompromised. Great gift for doctor, great gift for nurse, great gift for quarantined people when they have to get out and get groceries. Assert your personal space.

Tags: six feet distancing, six feet apart, practice safe sex, practice safe six feet, safe six
Daddy-O Bar West Village NYC T-Shirt
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Description: Daddy-O was a great West Village beatnik dive bar known for serving regional food from western New York and for being a favorite hangout spot for local chefs. A whiskey lover's paradise, and also the only local place to get a Rochester style 'garbage plate.' Closed but not forgotten! Great gift for West Villagers and Whiskey lovers. Great nostalgic gift for New Yorkers.

Tags: funny dive, defunct business, nostalgic gift, dive bar vintage, beatnik bar
Rags A Gogo T-Shirt
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Description: Tee commemorating the sadly departed Rags-A-Gogo, New York city's greatest second hand clothing shop. A great place to get vintage duds. Great gift for New Yorkers.

Tags: cool new york, new york gift, thrift shops, thrift stores, second hand
Professor Thom's Sports Bar T-Shirt
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Description: Logo tee for the late lamented Professor Thom's Bar of New York City. Great gift for New Yorkers who loved this sports bar and New England-leaning crowd.

Tags: new yorker gift, irish pubs, pub crawl, sports bars, patriots fan gift
Let's Get Dangerous T-Shirt

Description: When there's trouble you call DW! Great gift for 90s kids, great choice to wear to a 90s party!

Tags: when theres trouble you call dw, 90s party costume, the nineties, nineties forever, 90s kis gift
Monkey Bar - NYC T-Shirt
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Description: The late great Monkey Bar of New York City. Another casualty of the pandemic, sadly. Gone but not forgotten. Show your 54th Street Pride! Great gift for New Yorkers who loved a good drink and a steak frites at this departed institution.

Tags: drinking, new york city bar, nyc, new york, alcohol
Record Mart NYC T-Shirt
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Description: The late great Subway Stop record store Record Mart- Literally an underground shop in the times square subway. Great source for Vinyl Records. Gone but not forgotten part of the NYC Music scene. Great vintage New York City gift, Great gift for New York music lovers and vinyl record crate diggers.

Tags: vintage new york city, music lover gift, new york gift idea, vinyl lover gifts, nyc music scene
hi. don't be racist. thanks. T-Shirt

Description: Straight Outta Fairbanks- the " hi. don't be racist. thanks. " tee. Jason Lassiter apparently had a really difficult time suffering through his meal at The Chowder House in Fairbanks, Alaska. In fact, he was so traumatized by a member of the waitstaff wearing a shirt that read “Hi. Don’t be a racist. Thanks.” that he left a scathing review and vowed never to return to the establishment. Needless to say the shirt has caught fire, as has Jason's social media. You can make the same anti racist statement and get a hi. don't be racist. thanks. shirt in days via my teepublic. Thank you for all the interest.

Tags: dont be racist, alaska, fairbanks chowder house, chowder house, understated
one to grow on T-Shirt
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Description: Saturday Morning Cartoons' amazing public service announcement motto: one To Grow On. A great memory lane gift for 80s kids!

Tags: saturday morning cartoons, 80s kids, vintage retro tv, 80s toys, 80s kid
Jack's Sugar Shack Hollywood T-Shirt

Description: A commemorative tee for 90s Hollywood's great tiki bar and concert venue Jack's Sugar Shack. If you ever heard Ronnie Mack say 'Put THEM on the radio!' you probably remember the peanut-shell strewn floors of Jack's at Hollywood and Vine. Great gift for all veterans of the 90s Hollywood music scene.

Tags: hollywood, concert venues, rock walk, hollywood and vine, 90s rock
Swingers Diner Los Angeles T-Shirt
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Description: Logo from the retro Los Angeles Diner SWINGERS, as seen in the Seth Rogen movie Knocked Up among others. (The breakfast brushoff scene after they hook up.) Sadly closed in 2020. Great gift for Los Angeles hipsters of all ages. LA History at its 50s finest.

Tags: knocked up, 50s diner, swingers, fairfax district, california
The 101 Coffee Shop T-Shirt

Description: Another dearly departed Los Angeles / Hollywood institution- the 101 Coffee Shop, as seen in Jon Favreau's Swingers, and as seen over the tops of the laptops of 10,000 wannabe screenwriters. A great place to grab a meeting, coffee or a milkshake before cruising up the 101 Freeway. RIP 101! Great gift for Hollywood folks, screenwriters, Beachwood Canyon Residents.

Tags: phantom, california here we come, 101 freeway, milkshake, beachwood canyon
Nerdmelt Theatre Logo T-Shirt
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Description: The sadly closed Nerdmelt theatre's logo which was inside Meltdown Comics, Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles. The home base for Jonah Ray, Kumail Nanjiani and Emily Gordon's live comedy shows for years, as well as the home of 300+ episodes of Harmontown Podcast with Dan Harmon and Jeff Davis. Great gift for a Dan Harmon fan, great gift for a Kumail fan. A great commemorative tee for anyone who used to go to the live shows at Nerdmelt.

Tags: harmontown, dan harmon gift, kumail nanjiani, meltdown comics, sunset blvd california
Ruby's Diner - Huntington Beach Pier T-Shirt
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Description: Tee for the late lamented Ruby's Surf City Diner, at the end of the Huntington Beach Pier. Defunct, and permanently closed in early 2021, after 30 years of fries and shakes. Great gift for Huntington Beach folks, fans of retro 50s diners. Weathered distressed effect.

Tags: defunct company, los angeles, tourist california, 50s diner style design, weathered distressed
Eames lounge chair and deco wall pattern T-Shirt

Description: Classic furniture at its mid century peak- the Eames lounge chair and ottoman in a room with Charles and Ray Eames' deco wall pattern. Great gift for Mad Men era furniture and culture fans, classic furniture lovers.

Tags: eames, charles eames, 50s, ray eames, eames chair
Port City Music Hall T-Shirt
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Description: RIP Port City Music Hall of Portland Maine. A great music venue. So because Susan Collins refused to do her constitutional duty and remove Trump from office, we had a moron at the helm when the pandemic hit. And because of that, Covid was way worse than it needed to be. Other countries are largely reopen. And because of this, one of the best things to happen to Portland this decade is going to shutter. Susan Collins sucks. Tee is made with a weathered vintage effect.

Tags: port city music hall, susan collins sucks, covid sucks, marquee, concert venue
Bill's two headed horse tee T-Shirt
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Description: Bill's two headed horse man figure tee shirt from the new Bill and Ted Face The Music movie. A 90s looking Wyld Stallyns shirt, ostensibly from one of their lesser concert tours. Great gift for Bill and Ted fans who want to be excellent to each other anew in 2020.

Tags: be excellent to each other, billandted, bill s preston esq, concert, excellent adventure
Lazarus Interstellar T-Shirt
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Description: Lazarus mission logo from Interstellar. Fifth dimension to the rescue! Great gift for Christopher Nolan fans, Matthew McConaughey fans, sci fi fans

Tags: space travel, matthew mcconaughey, lazarus mission, sci fi, lazarus
Wyld Stallyns 2020 Logo T-Shirt

Description: Hot off the set of Bill and Ted Face The Music, it's the Wyld Stallyns 2020 logo from the not-yet-released Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure sequel. Party on, dudes, and be excellent to each other. Great gift for Keanu Reeves fans and Alex Winter fans, and anyone who loves 80s movies.

Tags: wyld stallyns, be excellent to each other, band logo, 80s, bill and teds excellent adventure
That's Incredible! T-Shirt

Description: That's Incredible! logo a-la 1970s tv. Great easy costume for a late 70s / early 80s party. Great retro look for a period film set in the time period.

Tags: 80s tv, 1970s tv, seventies, 1970s gift, 1970s

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