zachattack

Description: All bow down to the best Breakfast Pastry!

Description: One of the rarest creatures known to man...

Description: Bow Down Mortals!

Description: I have an obsession with Pizza!

Description: We're gonna be Shark Bait in 15mins!!

Description: Try getting a reservation at Dorsia's now!!!

Description: We Belong Dead (Graffiti Style)

Description: One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite holiday movies, ELF.

Description: The Heart Anchor.. Love is at the end of the a long journey

Description: Will all the real witch's please stand up?

Description: Its the best time of the year! And you better Trick or Treat Yo Self!

Description: What kind of brain did you put in there?

Description: Throw up your Devil horns for Halloween!

Description: Bow down to the real King. The Master of Horror!

Description: Join the Cult!

Description: Monsters!!!

Description: and now the devil has come home...

Description: Party so Hard that you Puke up your Pizza!!

Description: Old school Video Game Loser!

Description: It's Friday the 13th and it's Jason's day! Don't ruin it for him!

Description: The Bride rejected him...

Description: I'm with MOUTH BREATHER aka I'm with Stupid...

Description: Bet you can't get a reservation at Dorsia's now Paul!

Description: Pray to the Pizza God!

Description: American Psycho meets Pizza!

Description: Theres a creature in a crate under the stairs...

Description: Follow the Rules and you may just survive...

Description: What would you do for a slice of pizza?

Description: CONSUME Pizza

Description: First rule of Fright Club is NO FIRE! Fire Bad!

Description: Michael Myers has come home..