Zealous Slacker

Description: Take this to a flat earther convention. Please.

Description: For all the conspiracy nuts out there.

Description: When you're in a good mood and everyone needs to know.

Description: A nerdy guy looking for that special nerdy girl.

Description: You're a nerdy guy looking for that special dude.

Description: You're hot and you got the stuff.

Description: For the nerdy gal looking for that special gal.

Description: You need to know the basics of horror monsters.

Description: When you're a gal looking for that special guy.

Description: You're a nerd for life. Everyone should know.

Description: When you spilled oil all over your favorite toy

Description: When you have nothing going on so you have time to be unproductive.

Description: When you are in a bad mood and want to give people a heads up.

Description: All volcanic eruptions are just sharts.