Zythorna

Description: and now... a WORM FROM OUR SPONSORS

Description: Any Hole Is My Goal

Description: TOO COOL TOO SPOOK

Description: I'M NOT LAZY JUST ON ENERGY SAVING MODE

Description: NICE HAIR Ain't cheap CHEAP HAIR Ain't nice

Description: COFFEE: MY FAVORITE EMPLOYEE BENEFIT

Description: HELLO I AM... SOCIALLY AWKWARD

Description: DECAF? THAT'S A WORKPLACE VIOLATION

Description: NOBODY CAN USE YOU IF YOU'RE USELESS

Description: EVEN BADDIES GET THE SADDIES

Description: I'M COMING TO THE COTTAGE

Description: Anything You Canoe I Canoe Better

Description: ANOTHER 8 HOURS OF Of pretending TO WORK

Description: I DO THINGS THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME

Description: MY PERFECT DAY 1. Wake up 2. Play video game 3. Eat breakfast 4. Play video games 5. Eat lunch 6. Play video game 7. Eat dinner 8. Play video game 9. Sleep

Description: EXTINCTION LEVEL DEADLINE DEADLINEREX

Description: THE SOFTNESS OF THE MOONLIG THE STRENGTH OF THE SUN

Description: A legend, never a victim.

Description: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT ALL THE CHILDREN IN ONE BASKET?!

Description: I'M CURRENTLY experiencing life SPEED OF 15wtf's per hour

Description: none of your emails are finding me well

Description: I WON'T BE REMEMBERED AS A WOMAN WHO KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT

Description: A HUG FOR MUMMY

Description: Inevitable

Description: CONNECTED TO EVERYTHING attached to nothing

Description: AND SHE LIFTED HEAVILY EVER AFTER

Description: Read Feed Your Brain

Description: SORRY... I WASN'T LISTENING I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOLD PANNING

Description: my other ride is a dragon

Description: Your essay needs work

Description: SPECTRUMS CANNOT FIT IN YOUR BOX (But this kitty can) LEARN UNDERSTAND RESPECT NEURODIVERSITY

Description: ONCE YOU GO FLAT YOU NEVER GO BACK

Description: If She's Your Girl Why is She Answering My Riddles Three

Description: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AN OLD MAN WITH A PICKLEBALL PADDLE

Description: EXPERIENCED COCK HANDLER

Description: All You Need Is Love & Data