War Pig Merch
Description: A little porcine wisdom for a complicated world: Tend Pigs Not War. This wonderfully quirky, hand-drawn pig brings together humor, peace, and a touch of old-fashioned farm charm. With his tiny blue hat, expressive face, and perfectly imperfect original linework, he’s a fun choice for pig lovers, farmers, homesteaders, animal lovers, and anyone who thinks the world could use fewer arguments and more pigs.
Description: A decorated pig general grips a classified war plan and money bag while surrounded by maps, weapons, propaganda panels, and symbols of political power. Distressed typography, military insignia, olive green, rust, and cream tones create a vintage wartime poster aesthetic. The artwork uses dark political satire to critique war profiteering, imperial ambition, corporate influence, propaganda, and the machinery of the military industrial complex.
Description: The boar has played a prominent role in Celtic and Germanic culture since antiquity. This image was inspired by a well known Pictish carving stone dating to the 7th century. The Orkney Islands in Scotland take their name from Celtic word for boar. The boar was also used by the Vikings with the mythological Gullinbursti being the war pig of Norse god Freyr.
Description: A sharp sepia-toned political satire showing a smug modern leader styled like a Roman emperor, wearing a laurel wreath and playing a violin while flames rage behind him. The America 250th and 1776–2026 lettering adds a historical anniversary twist, blending Nero imagery, imperial decline, dark humor, and distressed vintage engraving into a dramatic commentary on power, spectacle, and national collapse.
Description: Garrett Crochet’s nickname "The Pig" was coined by media personality Lou Merloni because of his "filthy" pitching style and dominant performance on the mound. The nickname refers to the baseball slang "filthy," meaning high-quality, nasty pitches, rather than literal dirtiness.
Description: A fierce and sacred guardian from ancient legends — the Mythic Boar Warrior combines primal rage and spiritual power. Featuring glowing eyes, tribal tusks, and a mystical red helm, this boar isn't just a beast — it’s a symbol of raw strength and warrior spirit. Perfect for lovers of fantasy lore, tribal mythology, and bold, powerful artwork.
