Whatever Floats Merch

I am the captain of this boat and I have my wife's permission to say no

Cute design perfect for animal lovers. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend who also loves goats. Proudly wear this design on National Goat Day.

We all have that one friend who comes at you a bit odd. And you just have to go, "whatever floats your boat, bud." 🤷🏼

Not many people can claim to be the G.O.A.T., but those who can are the Greatest Of All Time in their field.