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Sarcastic Dirty Joke Novelty Tshirt for Snarky Sassy Pervert by Funny Perv Sarcastic Witty Saying Shirts for Woman

A great design for everyone who loves humor and sarcasm. Like The Sound You Make When You Shut Up. The perfect birthday or Christmas present for every man and woman.

Im The Witty Elf Christmas

Funny Sarcasm Of Course I Talk To Myself

Sarcastic Funny It Was Me I Let The Dogs Out

Show your love for your favorite team with this witty design!

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I Don't Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People.” design on your favorite apparel.

I'm Not Anti-Social I'm Just Not User Friendly

Sarcastic Um No Joke Novelty Tshirt for Snarky Sassy Teens by Funny Sarcastic Ironic Witty Saying Tshirts

Everything is banter.

Simple white letters on black background: "Yeah, nah." Put on your best Aussie accent and make it clear - yeah, nah.

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Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

For the die-hard EDH players out there—represent your favorite Magic the Gathering archetype in style!

Perfect gift idea for the clumsy people.

Adventure is out there!

Mmmm... moist!

Everything is banter.

So triggering

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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “And yet, Despite the look on my face, you're still talking” design on your favorite apparel.

When life gives you lemons ... RUN - if you're a lemon :P

Own a t-shirt chock full of quotes from Warehouse 13's greatest villain. No, wait, ally. No, wait, villain. No, wait....

Papa Noel

a little sarcasm fun

Sorry For The Accurate Things I Said

Perfect Tshirt whether you're a math student, a math teacher, or if you just love algebra and geeky math puns. This awesome shirt features a graphical representation of the FOIL method when multiplying the binomials (P + L) and (A + N). You will appreciate the humor of this witty, funny shirt whether you love algebra, science, mathematics, or if you simply love sarcastic puns. Makes a great gift for a geek, nerd, algebra student, mathematician, or teacher.

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

It was me. I let the dogs out

For the die-hard goblins players out there—represent your favorite archetype in style!

Here I Am What Are Your Other 2 Wishes Funny

The Original Queen Of The Selfie

This is my second rodeo.

just give it some time and it will not disappoint.