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The official Woodpile logo.

Top on the list of things NOT to say while playing golf during a thunderstorm.

Represent Dalton's alma mater before you get stitches without anesthesia.

A woodpile in the wood, Derbyshire

Make sure you are on your break when you vote for this ticket.

Let this shirt fall on you.

Vote for the best. Vote for Dalton and Wade Garrett for 2024.

What it is Big Momma?

You know, when I came to this town after Korea there was nothing. I brought the mall here. I got the 7-Eleven. I got the Fotomat here. Christ, JC Penney is coming here because of me. You ask anybody, they'll tell you.

The philosophy of Dalton on a shirt.

Someone tell Steve that these apply even if he is on his break.

This ticket is running on a platform of economic development and prison reform. Ask anyone. They'll tell you.

For people who are too stupid to have a good time.

In this house, we believe Road House is the best movie ever, as illustrated by these great Dalton quotes.

In this house, we believe Road House is the best movie ever, as illustrated by these quotes from the movie's villain, Brad Wesley.

The philosophy of Dalton on a shirt.

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American Summertime Female Superhero Cookout

Your favorite supernatural detectives are back! Shaun Frampton is Francis "Grits" Blake, race car driver with an ear to the streets. Isaiah Jefferson Lincoln is Ernest "Gravy" Wright, former pro football player with a history of mystery. Grits and Gravy, together again, in the classic 1981 film Grits and Gravy: Miami Midnight.

The philosophy of Dalton on a shirt.

Your favorite supernatural detectives are back! Shaun Frampton is Francis "Grits" Blake, race car driver with an ear to the streets. Isaiah Jefferson Lincoln is Ernest "Gravy" Wright, former pro football player with a history of mystery. Grits and Gravy, together again, in the classic 1981 film Grits and Gravy: Miami Midnight.

Your favorite supernatural detectives are back! Shaun Frampton is Francis "Grits" Blake, race car driver with an ear to the streets. Isaiah Jefferson Lincoln is Ernest "Gravy" Wright, former pro football player with a history of mystery. Grits and Gravy, together again, in the classic 1981 film Grits and Gravy: Miami Midnight.

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Your favorite supernatural detectives are back! Shaun Frampton is Francis "Grits" Blake, race car driver with an ear to the streets. Isaiah Jefferson Lincoln is Ernest "Gravy" Wright, former pro football player with a history of mystery. Grits and Gravy, together again, in the classic 1981 film Grits and Gravy: Miami Midnight.

Your favorite supernatural detectives are back! Shaun Frampton is Francis "Grits" Blake, race car driver with an ear to the streets. Isaiah Jefferson Lincoln is Ernest "Gravy" Wright, former pro football player with a history of mystery. Grits and Gravy, together again, in the classic 1981 film Grits and Gravy: Miami Midnight.

An impossible ticket in many ways.

This ticket would not have been popular in Santo Poco.

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Gots to get that bread

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Part of the Llama's message to Carl Spackler.

Your favorite supernatural detectives are back! Shaun Frampton is Francis "Grits" Blake, race car driver with an ear to the streets. Isaiah Jefferson Lincoln is Ernest "Gravy" Wright, former pro football player with a history of mystery. Grits and Gravy, together again, in the classic 1981 film Grits and Gravy: Miami Midnight.

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