World Famous Jungle Cruise Merch

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Inspired by grad school and multiple comments on the podcast, we present this inspirational design to make you think more about cultural representation of the wild exotic and the romanticization of colonialism. Also... it's funny and apropos to many of the audience/hosts of the show.

For the skipper in your life.

So, a few years ago, there was a Facebook thread among Jungle Cruise Skippers of multiple generations. The older Skippers were upset about the "feminization" of the Jungle. Skipper Richard Wallace has done some amazing art of female Skippers hanging out in the Jungle for one of our card games. I thought I'd give them some new life.

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the BACK SIDE OF WATER!

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First in my new series of stamps based on Disney World/Land’s Adventureland.

Somehow it's been 10 years since we launched our podcast, and we've had people asking if we were going to create any shirts for it. (Answer: yes) So, here's one of two beauties celebrating that we've made it 10 years with 3.5 million downloads and a ton of episodes...

Pilot your own jungle adventure

We all have dreams. Some dreams are seen as aspirational. Reaching for the future. Going for amazing adventures! Curing mysterious diseases and making the world a better place. Or, you could tell bad jokes in a fake boat with fake animals 6 times an hour. That's a thing too.

It's the World-Famous Jungle Cruise

Explain a Jungle Cruise Skipper to someone who has never been on the ride? Ever been in a discussion with a Jungle Cruise Skipper, and the most random (but funny) joke or pun comes out? Well, it's because of the very unique qualities of the Jungle Cruise Skipper's brain. This is an approximate visual representation of it.

Keep your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the boat at all times.

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Not only is Bertha the most famous elephant in the Indian Elephant Bathing Pool, she is also skilled in her after hours activities. After years of bringing the beats to the Jungle Pool Party, she is now doing sets at a local night club, Sam’s Place. She’s definitely the only DJ who ever scratches the vinyl with their nose.

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Enchanted Tiki Room

Where we drink for niles, and niles, and niles, and you if you don't believe us... you are drunk.

Somehow it's been 10 years since we launched our podcast, and we've had people asking if we were going to create any shirts for it. (Answer: yes) So, here's one of two beauties celebrating that we've made it 10 years with 3.5 million downloads and a ton of episodes...

Skipper Canteen Jungle Navigation Co. Adventureland Orlando Florida. Welcome to one of the most unique restaurants in Magic Kingdom. If you love the Jungle Crusie then you'll love this fun design representing Adventureland USA.

Especially if you see bubbles in the water!

Shere Khan

Jungle Skippers have a secret set of signals that they use while navigating their boats around the rivers of the world. They also have a secret set of signals that they use while drinking at the bar, and we wanted to make sure that these were decoded for easy translation. (As you may have noticed, much of our work revolves around Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise Skipper culture. We host a podcast devoted to the subject, and these items are independent homages to the Golden Era of Adventure that the stories from the ride take place in.)

Featuring the three opening-day attractions: Tropical Serenade, The Jungle Cruise, and the Swiss Family Tree House.

Vintage "Kungaloosh" 1937 Shirt

This is a reprint of a design we did for our 2016 Kickstarter campaign, and a few people have asked for it to be available again. Proudly proclaim that you are going to live life like it was a ride... a theme park ride... with fake animals. But one that you are going to conquer with style, panache, and a snappy hat. (As you may have noticed, much of our work revolves around Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise Skipper culture. We host a podcast devoted to the subject, and these items are independent homages to the Golden Era of Adventure that the stories from the ride take place in.)

All your favourite Adventureland goodies thrown on to one awesome shirt!

Now, I don't know much about animals... Ok, I know nearly nothing about animals. But when I go to the zoo, there's one thing I do know. They call these ones, "Stripey Horseys"... (This shirt is in homage to the Jungle Cruise's very famous Stripey Horseys, who have been hanging out on the Veldt for a very long time... and yet few Skippers seem to be able to figure out what they really are...)

For theme park lovers.

Show some Dole Whip love.

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Front side on water on the front of the shirt. Back side of water on the back.

Who can forget Jungle Wars, Episode 4 (A Gnu Hope) and the valiant exploits of scoundrel Hippo Solo? For so long there was a controversy, but no matter how much the films are digitally altered, we all know that the Hippo shot first. (And that's why so many people seem to shoot at hippos, particularly Skippers on Disney's Jungle Cruise ride)