Wrong Merch
Description: A quirky and humorous illustration featuring a wide-eyed, frantic monster surrounded by garden tools and potted plants alongside the classic quote "Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong." A hilarious gift choice for stressed gardeners, plant enthusiasts, and anyone who uses gardening for stress relief.
Description: You Took The Wrong One Retro Blue And Cream Memorial (no background) You Took The Wrong One in cream vintage block letters with poppy orange shadow on sky blue. This retro wavy typography design delivers a powerful southern memorial tribute with a bright, summery pop art twist. Created for Dolly Parton fans, Nashville lovers, rhinestone cowgirls and anyone raised on Jolene, Coat of Many Colors and Tennessee classics. The chunky stacked letters, distressed texture and high contrast cream and orange palette make it instantly readable and emotionally charged. A heartfelt tribute to a true American legend, queen of country music, whose kindness, voice and legacy will live forever in our hearts.
Description: You Took The Wrong One Retro Blue And Cream Memorial (Dark Version) You Took The Wrong One in cream vintage block letters with poppy orange shadow on sky blue. This retro wavy typography design delivers a powerful southern memorial tribute with a bright, summery pop art twist. Created for Dolly Parton fans, Nashville lovers, rhinestone cowgirls and anyone raised on Jolene, Coat of Many Colors and Tennessee classics. The chunky stacked letters, distressed texture and high contrast cream and orange palette make it instantly readable and emotionally charged. A heartfelt tribute to a true American legend, queen of country music, whose kindness, voice and legacy will live forever in our hearts.
Description: You Took The Wrong One Bold Navy Wavy Typography (Dark Version) You Took The Wrong One bold navy stacked typography with oversized ONE and wavy middle lines. This clean protest poster style delivers maximum impact as a southern memorial tribute with modern graphic punch. Designed for Dolly Parton fans, Nashville lovers, Tennessee icons and anyone who feels the loss of a true American legend. The high contrast navy on white, dynamic wave distortion and giant ONE create instant readability from a distance. A powerful, direct and emotional tribute to the queen of country music whose voice, kindness and legacy will forever inspire and live on in our hearts and culture.
Hyperfocused On The Wrong Thing Funny Squirrel Tank Top
by Ink Pop Studio
$16 $21
Description: Hyperfocused On The Wrong Thing. For ADHD And Neurodivergent Individuals. Perfect For Those Who Are Easily Distracted And Appreciate Distraction Humor.
Hyperfocused On The Wrong Thing ADHD Neurodivergent Easily Distracted Humor Socks
by DREW-WISE
$14 $20
Description: Channel your inner dark humor and cozy vibes with this witty, vintage-inspired reading graphic featuring image_324.png. Perfect for sarcastic bookworms, introverted cat lovers, librarians, and avid mystery readers, the design showcases a beautifully detailed, dark charcoal line-art engraving of a smart tabby cat wearing wire-rimmed spectacles. The literary feline is depicted sitting comfortably on the floor, propped up against a stack of hardcover books while completely engrossed in an open novel. Framed in a classic minimalist double-border box, the central illustration is topped with the elegant cursive script word "Reading" and anchored below by the hilarious, blunt phrase "BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG" in a clean, bold serif font.
Description: This rustic, vintage-style design showcases a beautifully detailed loaf of sourdough bread, dusted with flour, surrounded by essential baking elements. Wheat stalks, a burlap sack, a measuring cup, a dough scraper, and a whisk are artfully arranged on a wooden surface, all framed by an intricate, decorative border with grain motifs. The central text, 'Sourdough Because Murder Is Wrong,' adds a humorous and witty touch, perfect for dedicated sourdough bakers, home bread makers, and artisan bread enthusiasts. This design celebrates the passion for baking, fermenting, and creating delicious homemade loaves from a starter. It appeals to foodies, chefs, and culinary hobbyists who appreciate the craft of bread making and enjoy of working with dou
Description: A funny vintage gardening design featuring a cheerful retro gardener pulling out an oversized dandelion weed, paired with the sarcastic quote “Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong.” Perfect for gardeners, plant lovers, backyard growers and anyone who uses gardening as their favorite form of stress relief. A fun dark-humor design for T-shirts, stickers, mugs, tote bags, phone cases and other merchandise.
