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HAUD YER WHEESHT, a Scots language phrase, which means hold your tongue or be quiet. Also available in black text.

YER BUM'S OOT THE WINDAE, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking rubbish. Also available in black text.

YER JAIKET’S OAN A SHOOGLY PEG (your jacket is on a wobbly peg) a Scots language phrase, which means watch your step, your pushing your luck! Also available in black text.

But what about the lobster. Yer fond of me lobster!

When Scottish people say awa’ an bile yer heid (away and boil your head) they're telling you to go away and get lost. It can actually be said playfully as well as not.

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"Lang may yer lum reek" - a Scots saying for 'long may your chimney smoke', or to toast to someone's living the longest and healthiest life.

Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye? Alright have it your way, I like your cookin’

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Sling your hook is a Scottish/ English saying meaning get lost or out the way. Originates from seafarers, lifting their anchor

And Drop Yer Linen

Crack open a cold one with your favorite Chicago punk/ska/whatever band.

C'mon, Ref!

Tell people what you want them to do. Variation for dark coloured items

This lettering is so powerful, it will make you feel like a powerful wizard.

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The infamous Wash your sister sauce in all of its glorious T Shirt form.

Handmade drawing and digitally colored. The drawing has been made in a way the car takes the color of the background

Ferocious and loyal, the badger snake is the mascot of the mythical combination of House Puffs and House Snakes. This design is perfect for folks who are tough enough to fight the Dark Lord, but just as long as they don't miss tea time.

Support our wee country and cheer on Northern Ireland with this design based on a retro style Celtic cross and NI crest celebrating the signing British Champions from 1984. A great gift for all members of the green and white army

ONE VAPE TO RULE THEM ALL, AND IN THE FAT CLOUD BIND THEM