Zombie Safe Merch
Description: A humorous zombie design reassuring you’re not interesting enough to be eaten.
zombies eat brains don't worry you're safe Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Zaritousa
$17 $24
Zombies Eat Brains You're Safe Halloween Horror Funny Zombie Tank Top
by Todor Art
$16 $21
Description: This funny zombie design is perfect for zombie lovers, people with a sarcastic sense of humor,and zombie movies & books enthusiasts. Combine this with a zombie mask, zombie sweatshirt and zombie sweater to make for a brain-eating gift.
Zombies Eat Brains Don't Worry You're Safe Funny Halloween Sticker
by Shirt Sighted
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Zombies only eat brains so if you're without one, you're safe from the zombie apocalypse. Zombies don't like dummies! Makes the perfect gift for Christmas, birthdays, Valentine's Day, Father's Day, Mother's Day, graduation and Halloween Parties. Show the world your love of Zombies & Horror Movies. Perfect Tee while watching your favorite characters killing dead people that are walking. This scary TShirt has the nerdy quote, 'Zombies Eat Brains, Don't Worry You're Safe'.
Zombies eat Brains you are safe! Zombie Apocalypse Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by CheesyB
$17 $24
Description: This super cute & funny zombie quote says "zombies eat brains, don't worry you're safe" and is a hilarious sarcastic way of saying that everyone else around you don't have brains! Anyone who is waiting for the zombie apocalypse will love this zombie joke! Grab this awesome zombie themed joke as a gift for anyone in your life who is obsessed with zombie movies & books - anyone who is patiently waiting for the zombie takeover will find this sarcastic zombie pun irresistible!
Funny Zombies Eat Brains Don't Worry You're Safe Mug
by The Perfect Presents
$13 $18
Description: Are you an anti-communist? A conservative patriot? An anti-socialist? Oppose Soviet communism and modern liberalism and socialist policies? Then this capitalist anti-SJW & anti-snowflake design is for you! Beware of the red socialist zombies among us!
Political Anti-Socialist Zombie Conservative Capitalist Gift T-Shirt
by CultureWars
$16 $24
Description: This super cute & funny zombie quote says "zombies eat brains, don't worry you're safe" and is a hilarious sarcastic way of saying that everyone else around you don't have brains! Anyone who is waiting for the zombie apocalypse will love this zombie joke! Grab this awesome zombie themed joke as a gift for anyone in your life who is obsessed with zombie movies & books - anyone who is patiently waiting for the zombie takeover will find this sarcastic zombie pun irresistible!
Zombies Eat Brains, Don't Worry You're Safe Funny Mug
by The Perfect Presents
$13 $18
Description: As the zombie apocalypse approaches, there are two things you should have on your mind. The first is to gather supplies for your survival. The second is to get this, because, well, its hilarious! This work and others in this category are purely parody and satire and do not reflect the views of the designer.
Zombies Eat Brains, but dont worry Mr President - youre safe! Funny Anti Joe Biden Halloween design! Pillow
by HROC Gear & Apparel
$23 $28
Zombies Eat Brains Don't Worry You're Safe - funny Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by mdr design 23
$16 $24
Description: This Funny Warning Zombie Sign Tee "Warning Zombies Eat Brains Don't Worry You're Safe" design Is perfect for Halloween! This Zombies Eat Brains So You're Safe Fun Zombie design make a great last minute costume or Lazy Halloween Costume for any party. This spooky season get a laugh w/ this funny Halloween Zombie tee "Zombies Eat Brains. Don't worry you're safe." Great for Trick or Treating, Halloween costume Party, work or school. This Halloween go Trick or Treating for candy w/ your little zombies.
Zombies Eat Brains Don't Worry You're Safe Funny Halloween Hoodie
by OrangeMonkeyArt
$32 $42
Description: This Funny Warning Zombie Sign Tee "Warning Zombies Eat Brains Don't Worry You're Safe" design Is perfect for Halloween! This Zombies Eat Brains So You're Safe Fun Zombie design make a great last minute costume or Lazy Halloween Costume for any party. This spooky season get a laugh w/ this funny Halloween Zombie tee "Zombies Eat Brains. Don't worry you're safe." Great for Trick or Treating, Halloween costume Party, work or school. This Halloween go Trick or Treating for candy w/ your little zombies.