3999 Merch

Description: A humorous text-based creation featuring bold white lettering on a black background. The text reads "I'M NOT 40" across the top, with a large "40" in the center that has a scribbled outline. Below the "40", it says "I'M 39.99" and finishes with "(PLUS TAX)" in parentheses.

Description: i'm not 40 i'm 39.99 (plus tax)

Description: Hum band

Description: This design is for anyone celebrating a Fortieth Birthday. A funny way to acknowledge turning Forty Years Old, this humor design reads: I'm Not 40 I'm 39.99 (Plus Tax). Great for milestone birthday gifts.