Advice Merch

Description: Put a ring on it!

Description: Take your own advice when wearing this tee. Have a tricky question? Look down to see what advice is offered. This cool doodle, character tee is fun, weird and slightly retro.

Description: Hold on, hold on!

Description: You can definitely trust this guy.

Description: Always nice to have manners.

Description: Dinosaurs give the best advice.

Description: Two key things that Douglas Adams taught us in The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy are: 1. Don't Panic 2. Always Carry a Towel

Description: Because sometimes the best advice comes from within. A witty & relatable design for anyone who knows they’re their own best expert.

Description: Gb2

Description: Never go with a hippie to a second location, wise words from Jack Donaghy.

Description: A perfect present for birthday or other events or holidays! Make your loved one or yourself happy with this great Sometimes I Need Expert Advice design!

Description: Funny Sarcasm Of Course I Talk To Myself

Description: Will Give Medical Advice For Tacos - funny slogan

Description: Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk

Description: Advice from a Sea turtle.

Description: Don’t be a peckerhead

Description: I have bad credit But good advice

Description: I don't use it anyway

Description: Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk

Description: The view from the center is boring.

Description: Scissors - Don't Run With Humans

Description: Why don't you listen to Marvin?!

Description: From the school of Bauhaus!

Description: This design is for individuals who appreciate blunt humor, sarcasm, and expressing frustration directly. Featuring the humorous quote Don't Ask Me For Advice, I Still Think Punching Stupid People In The Face Is The Right Answer, it’s perfect for someone with a strong personality or a no-nonsense attitude towards everyday annoyances and incompetence.

Description: This design is for individuals who appreciate blunt humor, sarcasm, and expressing frustration directly. Featuring the humorous quote Don't Ask Me For Advice, I Still Think Punching Stupid People In The Face Is The Right Answer, it’s perfect for someone with a strong personality or a no-nonsense attitude towards everyday annoyances and incompetence.

Description: A funny typography design, of the words sometimes swearing helps in white text. It can ease the pain, fact. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: Bold retro-industrial typography featuring the funny quote "Do Not Ask Me For Life Advice You Will End Up With A New Cat." Designed with a thick white frame, clean geometric layout, and soft pastel blue and pink accents for a modern vintage look. Crisp vector artwork and a high-contrast, print-ready finish make it a perfect graphic tee for cat lovers, pet owners, and fans of sarcastic humor.

Description: from someone who doesn't have do deal with the consequences. Like... don't take advice from me.

Description: For Dog Lovers and Pet Owners, this design features the text Do Not Ask Me For Life Advice You Will End Up With A New Dog. Perfect for Dog Moms and Dog Dads.

Description: Don't Ask Me For Advice I still Think Punching Stupid People In The Face Is The Right Answer

Description: Do Not Ask me for Life Advice You Will End Up with A New Dog

Description: My Only Advice For Dealing With Me Is Catch Me While I Care... Because I Don't Chase, I Erase. And When I Switch Off, You Become Irrelevant In Real Time. This empowering design is for confident individuals with a strong personality who value self-respect and clear boundaries.

Description: As you wander through this thing called life, before you open your mouth: look down.

Description: It was a good plan, if they could have only followed their own advice and been a little more quite while dancing around singing "Don't be Suspicious" But that knuckleheaded kinda stuff is what makes Jean Ralphio such an enduring character.

Description: Perfect casual wear gift for dog lovers, pet parents, animal rescue supporters, veterinarians, and anyone who can't resist bringing home another dog.

Description: Do Not Ask Me For Life Advice You Will End Up With A New Dog