Advice Merch

Description: Put a ring on it!

Description: Take your own advice when wearing this tee. Have a tricky question? Look down to see what advice is offered. This cool doodle, character tee is fun, weird and slightly retro.

Description: Hold on, hold on!

Description: You can definitely trust this guy.

Description: Always nice to have manners.

Description: Dinosaurs give the best advice.

Description: Two key things that Douglas Adams taught us in The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy are: 1. Don't Panic 2. Always Carry a Towel

Description: Because sometimes the best advice comes from within. A witty & relatable design for anyone who knows they’re their own best expert.

Description: Gb2

Description: Never go with a hippie to a second location, wise words from Jack Donaghy.

Description: A perfect present for birthday or other events or holidays! Make your loved one or yourself happy with this great Sometimes I Need Expert Advice design!

Description: Funny Sarcasm Of Course I Talk To Myself

Description: Will Give Medical Advice For Tacos - funny slogan

Description: Advice from a Sea turtle.

Description: Don’t be a peckerhead

Description: I have bad credit But good advice

Description: Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk

Description: Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk

Description: The view from the center is boring.

Description: Scissors - Don't Run With Humans

Description: Why don't you listen to Marvin?!

Description: From the school of Bauhaus!

Description: This design is for individuals who appreciate blunt humor, sarcasm, and expressing frustration directly. Featuring the humorous quote Don't Ask Me For Advice, I Still Think Punching Stupid People In The Face Is The Right Answer, it’s perfect for someone with a strong personality or a no-nonsense attitude towards everyday annoyances and incompetence.

Description: This design is for individuals who appreciate blunt humor, sarcasm, and expressing frustration directly. Featuring the humorous quote Don't Ask Me For Advice, I Still Think Punching Stupid People In The Face Is The Right Answer, it’s perfect for someone with a strong personality or a no-nonsense attitude towards everyday annoyances and incompetence.

Description: Ernest Hemingway quote: There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

Description: This Design Combines Sarcastic Humor With A Love For Cows. It Features The Exact Text Don't Ask Me For Advice I Still Think Punching Stupid People In The Face Is The Right Answer, Appealing To Women Who Appreciate Witty Quotes And Farm Animal Themes.

Description: A funny typography design, of the words sometimes swearing helps in white text. It can ease the pain, fact. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: Bold retro-industrial typography featuring the funny quote "Do Not Ask Me For Life Advice You Will End Up With A New Cat." Designed with a thick white frame, clean geometric layout, and soft pastel blue and pink accents for a modern vintage look. Crisp vector artwork and a high-contrast, print-ready finish make it a perfect graphic tee for cat lovers, pet owners, and fans of sarcastic humor.

Description: from someone who doesn't have do deal with the consequences. Like... don't take advice from me.

Description: Our Best Hope Is That Trump Is Taking Medical Advice From Robert Kennedy, Jr. Donald Trump Robert Kennedy Jr.

Description: Donald Trump Robert Kennedy Jr Our Best Hope Is That Trump Is Taking Medical Advice From Robert Kennedy Jr

Description: Sometimes a too difficult subject can make even the simplest explanation useless. The more you stare at the page, the more confused you become, until your brain starts searching for unhelpful solutions. In this scenario, the books seem to step in like concerned friends, offering practical advice before frustration takes over. Instead of turning the nearest wall or floor into an emotional punching bag, the better strategy is to accept that understanding may require another attempt, a break, or perhaps a very strong cup of coffee. It perfectly captures the comedy of struggling to learn something while your patience slowly disappears, reminding us that the furniture is innocent and should probably survive the study session.

Description: As a last-minute Christmas stocking stuffer, holiday office party gift, white elephant gag gift exchange, Father's or Mother's Day memento, graduation or appreciation day moment, or any time of year or season to celebrate someone special.

Description: This design features metal art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true speed metal fans and vinyl collectors. A bold conversation-starter built for gig nights and everyday wear alike. Calling all speed metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee roars with the gut-punching power of overdriven amps and relentless full-throttle riffs. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for headbangers, biker-rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect heavy metal gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make some noise.

Description: Learn from the hilarious irony of those who ignored good counsel. Celebrates the unique wisdom gained by watching others stumble. Makes a great gift for the friend who always knows best.

Description: It was a good plan, if they could have only followed their own advice and been a little more quite while dancing around singing "Don't be Suspicious" But that knuckleheaded kinda stuff is what makes Jean Ralphio such an enduring character.