Alarm Merch
Retirement No Alarm No Meetings No Problem Retiree Funny Hat
by AnanTouche
$12 $19
Description: The Revenge of the Departed Lobster erupts as a gigantic scarlet crustacean grins above two terrified sleepers in separate beds. Crosshatching, saturated inks and antique comic lettering sharpen the absurd horror. These Premium quality pieces from Dashery powered by Teepublic bring the scene to soft fleece Hoodies, cotton T-Shirts with firm seams and Posters with crisp printing. An alarm clock between the beds anchors the nightmare in vintage slapstick.
Description: This Sarcastic Humor design expresses the funny quote Sorry I'm Late My Alarm Didn't Go Off Because I Didn't I Didn't Set It Because I Don't Want To Be Here. Ideal for employees, students, or anyone needing a late excuse. Perfect for people who hate mornings, work, or school.
Sorry I'm Late My Alarm Didn't Go Off Because I Didn't I Didn't Set It Because I Don't Want To Be Here Sarcastic Humor Late Excuse Work Office Student Pin
by Mateo
$3.00 $3.25
Description: Express your relatable feelings with this humorous design. Featuring the complete text 'Sorry I'm Late My Alarm Didn't Go Off Because I Didn't Set It Because I Don't Want To Be Here', perfect for sarcastic individuals, latecomers, and anyone with a dry sense of humor about work or daily obligations.
Sorry I'm Late My Alarm Didn't Go Off Because I Didn't Set It Because I Don't Want To Be Here Sarcastic Humor Funny Excuses Work Life Kids Hoodie
by Mateo
$27 $36
Independent Thought Alarm Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Pop Indigenous Design
$16 $24
Description: This design features the humorous quote 'Sorry I'm Late My Alarm Didn't Go Off Because I Didn't Set It Because I Don't Want To Be Here' for anyone who loves funny sayings and sarcastic humor. Perfect for late people, coworkers, or students with relatable work and school humor.
Sorry I'm Late My Alarm Didn't Go Off Because I Didn't Set It Because I Don't Want To Be Here Funny Sarcastic Work Humor Hoodie
by mallilo
$32 $42
Description: This statement applies to any work environment, along with English teachers and English students. It highlights the universal truth of procrastination. When a task is assigned weeks in advance, we all feel so confident. We make schedules, promising to read the chapter, grade the paper, or finish that presentation early. The days slip by filled with endless scrolling, sudden urges to organize our desks, and stare at a window. Before you know it, the due date is hours away. A rush of pure adrenaline takes over. Suddenly, you possess superhuman typing speed. You manage to write a very brilliant analysis or finish entering those grades just as the sun begins to rise outside. We vow never to do it again, yet we know we will!
A deadline is just an alarm clock that you hit snooze on until the panic sets in Shorts
by englishlearning
$21 $27
Description: "And though they did hurt me so bad In the fear and alarm" — a boho-inspired tribute to the British guitar heroes of finger-picked 80s rock. Wildflower details and a washed, earthy palette make it feel like a weekend flea-market find. A must-have for longtime fans and anyone who grew up with the radio turned all the way up. A great pick for concerts, road trips, birthdays and record-store days.
And though they did hurt me so bad In the fear and alarm Classic Rock Since 1985 Pin
by Tchara
$3.00 $3.25
Description: Breaking-News-Summer-Is-Over-The-Alarm-Won-Back-To-School-End-Of-Summer-Humor
Breaking-News-Summer-Is-Over-The-Alarm-Won-Back-To-School-End-Of-Summer-Humor Pin
by Trendora
$3.00 $3.25
Description: The alarm clock sits on the nightstand, coiled and ready to blast its jarring noise at seven o’clock sharp. But at six-fifty-nine, eyes snap open. There is no panicked jump, no frantic swatting at the snooze butto. Instead, there is the satisfaction of defeating the electronic machine on its turf. It is a subtle, impressive display of biological precision. Silently sliding out from under the covers before the first beep begins is a power move that sets a fantastic, controlled tone for the morning. The device remains silent, completely outsmarted by a well-trained, steady subconscious. Claiming those sixty seconds of extra quiet is a top-tier win, proving that personal rhythm is superior to any preset electronic schedule.
I consider waking up one minute before the alarm goes off a legendary victory Magnet
by englishlearning
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A great gift for moms, dads, bakers, BBQ enthusiasts, home cooks, food lovers, culinary students, and anyone with a sense of humor about their cooking adventures.
My Cooking Is Fabulous. Even The Smoke Alarm Is Cheering Me On Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Mircovitti
$16 $24
Description: Show off your morning grumpiness with this witty design made for anyone who would rather still be in bed. Featuring a red twin bell alarm clock beneath a decorative banner above bold block lettering, with the saying “Due To Unfortunate Circumstances I Am Awake” stacked around the clock. Perfect for night owls, sleepyheads, sarcastic folks, coffee lovers, nurses, and anyone who hates mornings. Great for birthdays, holidays, office gifts, white elephant parties, or for the friend who needs a nap by 9 AM.
Due To Unfortunate Circumstances I Am Awake Funny Alarm Clock Sarcastic Sleepy Tank Top
by PhotoSphere
$16 $21
