Alien Stuff Merch
Description: The Stuff is a 1985 American satirical science fiction horror film written and directed by Larry Cohen and starring Michael Moriarty, Garrett Morris, Andrea Marcovicci, and Paul Sorvino. It was also the last film of Alexander Scourby. The film follows the discovery of a mysterious, sweet and addictive substance that then becomes a popular dessert in the United States, but soon begins attacking people and turning them into zombies. This film is a satire on the American lifestyle and consumer society.
Description: Alien butthole examination proctology shirt. Perfect for people who believe in aliens and ufo's. This funny shirt depicts an alien looking in the butthole of an abducted person for an examination. As of why they like looking in a persons butt, we don't know. Maybe they are attracted to the smell is my guess.
Description: A colorful little alien saucer beams up a completely surprised human while the playful lettering proudly declares, “Get in Loser.” With a bright purple UFO, green alien, glowing tractor beam, stars, planets, and a wonderfully chaotic crayon texture, this design combines classic UFO humor with a cute retro-cartoon aesthetic.
Description: The Sandown Clown was a strange being encountered by two young children vacationing at Lake Common, Sandown, Isle of Wight (UK) in May of 1973. Following a sound like an ambulance siren, the children wandered across a footbridge over a stream, and met a curious, unidentifiable being that has been described as "a cross between a clown, a robot, and an alien". It was a shy, but friendly being, and spoke kindly to the children for almost half an hour before they returned to their parents. It seemingly vanished after the encounter, and has never been seen again.
Description: The Sandown Clown was a strange being encountered by two young children vacationing at Lake Common, Sandown, Isle of Wight (UK) in May of 1973. Following a sound like an ambulance siren, the children wandered across a footbridge over a stream, and met a curious, unidentifiable being that has been described as "a cross between a clown, a robot, and an alien". It was a shy, but friendly being, and spoke kindly to the children for almost half an hour before they returned to their parents. It seemingly vanished after the encounter, and has never been seen again.
Description: A bold comic-style alien illustration inspired by nu-metal aesthetics, featuring a green extraterrestrial wearing a red cap surrounded by futuristic mechanical cables. With explosive typography and high-contrast colors, this design captures the rebellious energy of a chaotic bad day.
Description: A circular emblem with a textured yellow border on a black background. Inside, a retro-style flying saucer emits a yellow beam, abducting a silhouetted person upwards. A pine forest silhouette is visible below the beam. Text reads 'GET IN A LOSER' in the upper arc and 'WE'RE DOING BUTT STUFF' in the lower arc.
Get In A Loser We're Doing Butt Stuff UFO Abduction Retro Emblem Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by JOKSNESTGAMESS1992
$24
Description: A retro-style scene featuring multiple UFOs with beams of light, one of which is abducting a silhouetted person. Mountains and evergreen trees are visible in the background, set against a sunset gradient. The text "GET IN LOSER" arcs above the UFOs, and "WE'RE DOING BUTT STUFF" is displayed below.
Description: On March 27, 1974, the Betz family investigated a small brush fire near their residence in Ft. George Island, Florida. The family of three, Antoine, Jerri, and son Terry, came across a small metal sphere the size of a bowling ball. Their first thought was the sphere had been a cannonball left from New World conquistadors. They decided to take the sphere back to their house.
