All I Got Was This Lousy Merch

black text that says "...and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt". Simple and funny.

I'm a magical sea beat that got a god home in one day, ONE DAY! And all I got for it was this lousy sash. Smh

I got this lousy T-shirt and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Look, no one's perfect, we're not blaming anyone. It's just that it's a bummer to get the diseases caused by animal ag when you don't even eat animals. Let's use a little humor to express our frustration with the meat-eating world.

Look, no one's perfect, we're not blaming anyone. It's just that it's a bummer to get the diseases caused by animal ag when you don't even eat animals. Let's use a little humor to express our frustration with the meat-eating world.

At least they were thinking of you.

A line drawing of a wrapped gift box with a bow, with the text, Literally your gift. It is Christmas, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt is another way of putting it. Not rushing to unwrap this gift.

Perfect for touring the Empire with the Tarthian Tour Company

A drawing of a gift box wrapped in red with a silver bow, with the text, Literally your gift. It is Christmas, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt is another way of putting it. This funny doodle typography design works as a birthday present too.

Show the world you cope well with soul crushingly disappointing presents with this sarcastic design. Show your sense of fun and purchase this underwhelming fashion statement for the ones you love

As heard on the episode covering the life and times of Hans J. Massaquoi on the History Impossible podcast.

or i wore a mask and all i got was covid. idk just laugh it’s a joke

...and all I got was this Groovy Chainsaw Hand.

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I was abducted by aliens and all i got was this lousy t-shirt for men,women,boys,girls,kids,teens,moms and dads.

Congratulations! You may now be caged and unfed, but at least you can now have this snazzy t-shirt!

Did X give it to you? Did X deliver to you? You may be entitled to compensation by the means of purchasing this t-shirt.

A UFO on a starry background with the words "I got abducted and all I got was this stupid shirt" around it.

I Killed Enderdragon And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Been a competitor on the game show Are You A Movie Oracle? Did you get nothing for your efforts? Then why not vent about that in style!

"I spent a YEAR in quarantine and all I got was: a) This lousy T-Shirt b) Social Anxiety c) No Salary d) Family Issues e) Fat f) Drunk g) Lonely h) All of the above This used to say Month. Oh how the time has flown.

I survived COVID and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Brighten up your day with our vibrant and hilarious t-shirt! Featuring a playful rainbow of colors, this design boldly declares, 'My Parents Decided it Was a Good Idea to Give Me Life and All I Got Was This T-shirt.' It's the perfect blend of humor and style, making it a must-have for those who appreciate life's quirks. Wear it proudly and let your sense of humor shine through – sometimes, all you need is a good laugh and a colorful tee!

I survived secret government mind control experiments and all I got was this stupid

This year same as the last year.

Is this really all you have to show for living through a pandemic? At least you'll get some laughs.

A funny line drawing of a gift box, with the text, Literally your present. It is Christmas, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt is another way of putting it. Not rushing to unwrap this present. A gift you could give as a birthday present if you share the same humor.

We survived the year that was 20 years long.

A white line drawing of a gift box, with the text, Literally your present. It's Christmas, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt is another way of putting it. No rushing to unwrap this present. This design looks best on classic black and other bold colors.

A line drawing in white of a wrapped gift box with a bow, and the text, Literally your gift. It's Christmas, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt is another way of putting it. Thanks, at least it wasn't your birthday.

This t-shirt graphic showcases a stylized image of the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue with outstretched arms, set against a futuristic cityscape with swirling blue skies and light beams. At the top, the text "I ASKED JESUS -FOR A-" arcs above the image, while the bottom text completes the phrase with "-SOUVENIR AND ALL I GOT -WAS THIS- DEVINE T-SHIRT" in a playful font. The term "DEVINE" is a creative misspelling of "divine," adding a humorous twist to the message. The overall design blends religious iconography with a tongue-in-cheek sentiment, aimed at both religious tourists and those appreciating religious humor.

Man. I should have wore ISO approved glasses, or made like a pinhole projector or something.

I queued up for 12 hours to see the Queen and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! Great for space alien enthusiasts and sci-fi fans alike.