Lousy Merch
Description: Caesar has had enough of humans screwing up this planet and turning his primate brothers and sisters into slaves. by pop artist Hal Hefner
Lousy Human Bastards! - Caesar - CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by THE RELIC VAULT
$24
Description: Passed the CPA exam? Barely survived busy season? This funny accounting design is made for certified public accountants, CPA candidates, accounting students, auditors, tax pros, and spreadsheet warriors who know the struggle is real. Perfect for office humor, graduation gifts, or celebrating the most stressful exam in finance.
I've Played the Trumpet My Entire Life and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt Magnet
by Mike Capozzi
$4.75
Description: A distressed apocalypse humor design featuring bold WW3 lettering, a radiation symbol, mushroom cloud, city silhouettes, warning icons, and a gas mask skull. The phrase I Survived WW3 And All I Got Was This Lousy Souvenir gives the artwork a sharp satirical edge. Red, orange, black, and white textures create a gritty post-apocalyptic look packed with nuclear war parody, doomsday energy, and dark survival comedy.
Description: Show off your love for both spooky season and information security with this fun design. Perfect for IT professionals, network engineers, and security analysts who enjoy a bit of humor while protecting digital networks from ghosts and goblins alike. A great way to add some festive flair to your office attire or casual weekend wear during October.