Applauds Merch

Description: I take closed-captioning snippets from old game shows and make them into things. What better way to let people know the audience is applauding than with this shirt?

Description: Forget arbitrary workout goals or ending a ride early just because you're tired. You keep pushing through the burn, grinding up hills, and adding extra miles until that wrist notification pops up to celebrate your goal. The ride isn't finished when your legs give out; it's over when your fitness tracker confirms you've completely crushed the day.