As If Merch
Description: This is the perfect t-shirt for any Hip-hop, R&B, Rumba, Bachata, Tango, Salsa, Samba, Swing, Street Dance, Zumba, Disco, Mambo dance lover you know that has a unique and classy style. If you are a real dance nut, this shirt is for you! If you are a dance teacher, hip hop coach or are into any kind of different dancing styles such as tumbling, line dance ,swing, lyrical dance, breakdance, tap, ballet, street dance and feel free when you are dancing, buy this shirt for yourself or as a gift for a friend right now!
Description: Consider this fair warning: extreme weather warning for anyone who crosses the line! Features the delightfully explosive quote "I Like To Think Of Myself As A Natural Disaster If You Really Piss Me Off Naturally There Will Be A Disaster." A perfect gift for fiery personalities, sassy friends, brutally honest loved ones, or anyone whose rage is truly an act of nature!
Description: A black and white collage featuring icons and text related to a diesel mechanic. Top row shows a speech bubble with "F!@#*", a bolt, an ear, and a skull mug. Below this is the large text "DIESEL MECHANIC". A "MAGICAL TOOL KIT" lists "DUCT TAPE", "BLOW TORCH", "ZIP TIES", "BREAKER BAR". Other elements include "98% TIRED", "GREASY HIGH-FIVES", "IF IT AIN'T LEAKING, IT'S EMPTY", and "SWEETSCENT OF AS OF BURNT BIRFT DISEEL". A QR code is present on the right.
