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Description: Are you someone who is sarcastic at times? Or do you know someone who has a sense of humor? Then, this hilarious item is what you are always looking for! It is sure to make everyone around you smile.
Sarcasm Humor Funny I Hope Your Cake Is As Moist As I'm Hoodie
by FluraDesigns
$32 $42
Description: Søren Kierkegaard portrait and quote: It is perfectly true, as the philosophers say, that life must be understood backwards. But they forget the other proposition, that it must be lived forwards.
Søren Kierkegaard portrait and quote: It is perfectly true, as the philosophers say, that life must be understood backwards... Kids T-Shirt
by artbleed2
$13 $19
Description: Charles Baudelaire: You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it—it's the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually drunk. But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be drunk.
Description: E.M. Forster quote: Life is a public performance on the violin in which you must learn the instrument as you go along.
E.M. Forster quote: Life is a public performance on the violin in which you must learn the instrument as you go along. Posters and Art
by artbleed2
$10 $14
Description: Nikos Kazantzakis quote: This is true happiness: to have no ambition and to work like a horse as if you had every ambition. To live far from men, not to need them and yet to love them. To take part in the Christmas festivities and, after eating and drinking well, to escape on your own far from all the snares, to have the stars above, the land to your left and the sea to your right: and to realise of a sudden that, in your heart, life has accomplished its final miracle: it has become a fairy-tale.
Vote As If Your Loved One Is An Immigrant Funny LGBT T-Shirt Hat
by Emanshopst
$12 $19
Description: A black background with white, bold, uppercase text. The text is arranged in six lines. The first line reads "MY FLIRTING STYLE", followed by "/ IS SO SUBTLE", "I MIGHT AS WELL", "BE SPEAKING", "IN MORSE CODE", and finally "/TO A SQUIRREL".
My Flirting Style / Is So Subtle I Might As Well Be Speaking In Morse Code / To A Squirrel Pillow
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$23 $28
Description: A dark background with large, gray, sans-serif text arranged in five lines. The text reads 'DUE TO THE INSTRUCTIONS PROVIDED A DESICRIPTION IS IMPOSSIBLE. THE MAIN CONTENT MUST APPEAR AS STRICTLY TEXT'. The letters have a subtle distressed texture.
Due to the Instructions Provided a Description is Impossible The Main Content Must Appear as Strictly Text Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by VIGOLD STORE
$16 $24
Description: Martin Heidegger quote: It is said that "being" is the most universal and the emptiest concept. As such it resists every attempt at definition. Nor does this most universal and thus indefinable concept need any definition. Everybody uses it constantly and also already understands what is meant by it.
