Asano Merch
Description: Rep the very famous and always in demand Crystal Wash, available from Jory Tillman's Broad Street Clinic. Affordable, local, and always in stock (If Jason Asano isn't in town). The design is inspired by He Who Fights With Monsters, a great series. And created to appear like a retro vintage advertisement. Perfect for fans of the series, or trying to rope in new readers and listeners.
Description: I know, being a ninja interdimensional warlock has its drawbacks, but on the whole, it's AWESOME...except the whole coming back from the dead naked. So, when you need a new shirt, and Bertinelli's isn't local to your current astral space, this is the perfect choice. It’s the ultimate apparel for anyone whose "thing" involves being aggressively snarky while defying the laws of reality. Check out shop for other HWFWM and other LitRPG gear
Description: It's kind of my thing. I know, being a ninja interdimensional warlock has its drawbacks, but on the whole, it's AWESOME, mate! But sometimes you can't decide on what *kind* of awesome. For those situations, consider this swanky checklist of what makes Jason Asano totally awesome. even more awesome than the second season of A-Team, or a cool Airwolf chopper (Thanks, Shade!). Perfect for those moments when you’ve insulted a local deity, toppled a government, or made a really, really good sandwich. Being awesome is a lifestyle choice.
Description: Inspired by the beloved world of He Who Fights with Monsters, this design celebrates one of the fandom’s most memorable and frequently repeated declarations: “Colin Has Never Done Anything Wrong.” Instantly recognizable to devoted readers, the phrase has become a favorite inside joke among fans of the series and a tribute to one of its most entertaining characters.
Description: Inspired by He Who Fights with Monsters, this design features the memorable phrase “Would You Like to Loot Potent Hamster?” and captures the series’ signature blend of humor, adventure, and game-system fantasy. Drawing on the world created by Shirtaloon (Travis Deverell), it reflects the wit, progression mechanics, and larger-than-life encounters that have made HWFWM a favorite among LitRPG and progression fantasy readers.
Description: Get your togetherness jelly here at the one and only Broad Street Clinic! Endorsed by the god Healer himself, this super slippery jelly will make all sorts of things fit into other things! Great for fans of He Who Fights With Monsters, or a good way to get someone into the series.
Description: I know, being a ninja interdimensional warlock has its drawbacks, but on the whole, it's AWESOME...except the whole coming back from the dead naked. So, when you need a new shirt, and Bertinelli's isn't local to your current astral space, this is the perfect choice. It’s the ultimate apparel for anyone whose "thing" involves being aggressively snarky while defying the laws of reality. BONUS: He Who Fights With Monsters is also popular with atheists, pastafarians, and critical thinkers. See our other HWFWM Quote shirts!
Description: The Asano clan (淺野氏 Asano-shi) was a Japanese samurai clan that claimed descent from the Minamoto clan. The Main Lineage (sōke, 宗家) were Lords (daimyō) of the Hiroshima Domain in Aki Province and another famous branch family were Lords of the Akō Domain in Harima Province associated with the story of the Forty-seven rōnin. Their inherited character is "長". The family came to prominence when the sister of Asano Nagamasa married Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
