Asano Merch
Description: This He Who Fights With Monsters design puts Jason Asano's galaxy-cloaked, leech-surrounded swagger front and center — with his most legendary quote to seal the deal. Whether you're deep into a new arc or rereading from the start, this tee captures everything fans love about Jason: the cosmic drama, the dark wit, and the absolutely unshakeable moral flexibility. The design features Jason in full billowing galaxy-print cloak glory, crimson leech creatures coiling through swirling silver mist, and his iconic quote on a gold-trimmed scroll — "WHEN I TAKE A BRIBE, I STAY BRIBED. THAT'S HOW INTEGRITY WORKS." It's epic, it's tongue-in-cheek, and it's 100% Jason.
Description: Rep the very famous and always in demand Crystal Wash, available from Jory Tillman's Broad Street Clinic. Affordable, local, and always in stock (If Jason Asano isn't in town). The design is inspired by He Who Fights With Monsters, a great series. And created to appear like a retro vintage advertisement. Perfect for fans of the series, or trying to rope in new readers and listeners.
Description: Nothing beats a barbie with your pals after a long slog saving the world from monster surges, amirte? Channel your inner Gareth Xandier with this most awesome design. Perfect for BBQs or other adventuring shenanigans.
Adventuring is more fun when you eat the bad guys HWFWM Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Zypod
$17 $24
Description: I know, being a ninja interdimensional warlock has its drawbacks, but on the whole, it's AWESOME...except the whole coming back from the dead naked. So, when you need a new shirt, and Bertinelli's isn't local to your current astral space, this is the perfect choice. It’s the ultimate apparel for anyone whose "thing" involves being aggressively snarky while defying the laws of reality. Check out shop for other HWFWM and other LitRPG gear
Description: A playful, hand-drawn tribute to Gen Sekiguchi's surreal Japanese cult comedy Survive Style 5+ (2004). Inspired by the film's wonderfully bizarre flying sequence, this design features two unlikely characters soaring through the air beneath the Japanese lettering 恋のサバイバル, with a smaller “I Will Survive” underneath. With simple doodle-style illustration, expressive characters and bold red typography, it's a celebration of the film's eccentric humour and wildly inventive visual imagination. For fans of Gen Sekiguchi, Tadanobu Asano, surreal Japanese cinema and offbeat cult films.
Survive Style 5+ (2004) – I Will Survive Japanese Cult Film Hat
by gogo-pachinko
$12 $19
Description: It's kind of my thing. I know, being a ninja interdimensional warlock has its drawbacks, but on the whole, it's AWESOME, mate! But sometimes you can't decide on what *kind* of awesome. For those situations, consider this swanky checklist of what makes Jason Asano totally awesome. even more awesome than the second season of A-Team, or a cool Airwolf chopper (Thanks, Shade!). Perfect for those moments when you’ve insulted a local deity, toppled a government, or made a really, really good sandwich. Being awesome is a lifestyle choice.
Description: Inspired by the beloved world of He Who Fights with Monsters, this design celebrates one of the fandom’s most memorable and frequently repeated declarations: “Colin Has Never Done Anything Wrong.” Instantly recognizable to devoted readers, the phrase has become a favorite inside joke among fans of the series and a tribute to one of its most entertaining characters.
Description: Get your togetherness jelly here at the one and only Broad Street Clinic! Endorsed by the god Healer himself, this super slippery jelly will make all sorts of things fit into other things! Great for fans of He Who Fights With Monsters, or a good way to get someone into the series.
Description: Inspired by He Who Fights with Monsters, this design features the memorable phrase “Would You Like to Loot Potent Hamster?” and captures the series’ signature blend of humor, adventure, and game-system fantasy. Drawing on the world created by Shirtaloon (Travis Deverell), it reflects the wit, progression mechanics, and larger-than-life encounters that have made HWFWM a favorite among LitRPG and progression fantasy readers.
Description: I know, being a ninja interdimensional warlock has its drawbacks, but on the whole, it's AWESOME...except the whole coming back from the dead naked. So, when you need a new shirt, and Bertinelli's isn't local to your current astral space, this is the perfect choice. It’s the ultimate apparel for anyone whose "thing" involves being aggressively snarky while defying the laws of reality. BONUS: He Who Fights With Monsters is also popular with atheists, pastafarians, and critical thinkers. See our other HWFWM Quote shirts!
