Atw Merch

Description: Blackbird and Duran, from Ask The Werewolves (askthewerewolves.com). Werewolf girlfriend loves werewolf boyfriend.

Description: Everyone who visits Midnight stops by that one rest area and buys one of these shirts, even if they don't remember why or when. This and more werewolf fun on Ask The Werewolves: askthewerewolves.com

Description: Lunatic, noun: a person whose actions and manner are marked by extreme eccentricity or recklessness. So, a perfect frontman for that band you always wanted to put together. This and more werewolf fun at askthewerewolves.com.

Description: If the option exists - and it always does - your choice is clear. This and more werewolf mishmash at askthewerewolves.com.

Description: A quick reference for the canids in your life. See this and more werewolf-related antics at askthewerewolves.com.

Description: It's all in your head. More werewolfwave at ask-the-werewolves.tumblr.com.

Description: Sometimes it's all you can say to the foxes in your life. Enjoy fox-adjacent werewolf hijinks at askthewerewolves.com.

Description: Peanut butter and werewolf. They say Elvis was a fan. This and more werewolf hijinks at askthewerewolves.com. Special thanks to Deft Beck for this shirt idea!

Description: It's the perfect disguise! Get more tips and tricks at askthewerewolves.com.

Description: Каталог на България. Further intrigue on askthewerewolves.com.

Description: You can get bit for a lot of other reasons too, but talking shit is waaaaay up on the list. Thanks to Austin Holcomb (twitter.com/nightphysics) for the concept of this shirt! More werewolf shenanigans on askthewerewolves.com.

Description: Wolfemann © Brand Large Breed Dog Food has been proudly feeding larger-than-average mammals since 1974. Remember the classic slogan: "It's dog food, for dogs! Honest!" This and more large-dog malarkey at askthewerewolves.com.

Description: Because a wolf, were or otherwise, should be able to awoo responsibly in their own household. Learn the issues at askthewerewolves dot com

Description: ALL THEM WITCHES

Description: Werewolves are waiting to take your calls! (*Ask The Werewolves is not responsible for charges incurred by calling random 900 numbers you see on a shirt.)

Description: Awesome design for those who love Freestyle Football. Thank you.

Description: Awesome design for those who love Freestyle Football. Thank you.

Description: Awesome design for those who love Freestyle Football. Thank you.

Description: Awesome design for those who love Freestyle Football. Thank you.

Description: Upon realization that the giant cats were gay, and there was nothing to be done about it, onlookers describe the lieutenant governor bursting into flames, in history's only documented instance of spontaneous combustion. Deeper gay cat lore can be found at askthewerewolves.com.

Description: Psychedelic Band Drum Dripping Font Fan

Description: ATW STALK

Description: ATW ROAR TSHIRT

Description: Maybe this thing (the Constitution) as a masterpiece 'til you tore it all up

Description: The summertime classic returns! "Pacific Cats" captures the wonder of a relaxed life on a sunsetting shore, as a cosmic feline threatens to engulf the sun. Wear it this evening and more, at askthewerewolves.com. Inspired by ｂｏｄｙｌｉｎｅ's classic track, "pacific maps" (https://bodyline.bandcamp.com/track/pacific-maps).

Description: 3 Bad Midnight Marauders

Description: Maybe this thing (the Constitution) was a masterpiece 'til you tore it all up

Description: All Too Well (Taylor's Version)

Description: Retro Join Me Shall You Adam The Woo

Description: Retro Adam The Woo Piping Hot Caffeinated Beverage Round - YouTuber Fan