Author Funny Merch

Are you an expert at just scraping by? Proudly 'meh' at what you do? Then this is the tee for you! Introducing our “DECENT occupation design collection—a hilarious nod to all professionals who've turned being average into an art form. Whether you're shopping for a friend, a colleague, or (let's be real) yourself, this tee is a hilarious reminder that it's okay to be perfectly middling. After all, not all heroes wear capes—some just wear shirts that admit they're decent at best.

Flaunt your writing talent. No one ever pays attention to the blurb's attribution anyways, right?

This design features a playful version of the famous Shakespearian quote, 'Murder most foul'. Additional versions of this design and many other original art designs, can be found in my TeePublic Shop. :)

I Love Lists Clarity And The Oxford Comma!!! Everyone agrees that consistency is key. So whether you’re an Oxford comma apologist or assailant, come and break bread at the table of consistency.

Abraham Hollingsworth was an author who suffered momentous writer’s block. In 1957, he penned the internationally acclaimed The Moral Decline Of African Mountain Apes and was hailed as a triumphant new literary voice. Ten years later, the world was still waiting for his follow-up novel and in 1970, Hollingsworth’s publisher finally decided to sack his under-performing butt. In 1987, the thirty-year mental-block was seemingly ended when Hollingsworth released his second novel, however it turned out to be an abridged version of his first novel. He has been in self-imposed exile ever since.

I Read Banned Books!

Caricature by Henry Drae

Looking for the perfect Christmas gift for someone who loves reading books? Look no further, this will be your new favorite. It’s a classic retro vintage distressed design with a funny inside joke with an illustration of an open Book with flying letters. This is the perfect choice to embrace your beloved hobby and passion, dive into an inspirational fantasy world of stories and show off your sarcastic, humorous side! A cool present for Geeks, Nerds, literature enthusiasts, authors, librarians, teachers etc (reading quote, typography, funny, bookish, library, nerdy, writers, introverted, smart, I love books, inspire, The perfect tee for reading time, aesthetic, reading is my therapy, reading is better than therapy, books are my therapy)

Book Author Design that reads: "Plot It Builds Character". That's just right for a Novelist who loves writing books.

This awesome writer's block saying is a perfect gift idea for a professional writer like a novelist or author! Remind them everytime they use this design to keep writing! For all those aspiring writers out there, you know how bad writer's block can hit you. The perfect way to distract yourself is by looking at hilarious quotes like this!

Author in Progress

Jack Kerouac Portrait And Quote Graffiti On The Wall

This Funny I Will Read Books Here Or There Book Lovers design is a great gift for bookish, book worm or bibliophile.book lovers, educators passionate about literature, story enthusiasts, and anyone who values the joy of reading

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for author : Loved one or friend !

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for author : Loved one or friend !

Future Best Selling Author Funny Girl writer

Still searching for Writing Author Literary Literature Teacher Poetry designs? Make a statement with this My Class Is Lit tee. Makes a great gift for the poet or literature teacher in your life who likes poetic designs.

"Future Best Selling Author Est. 2024" - Embrace your literary aspirations with this T-shirt, confidently declaring your ambition to become a successful author in the near future.

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World's okayest author typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

World's okayest author typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

My Weekend Is All Booked. Funny gift for book lovers.

announce your accomplishment and start a conversation

A funny writer design in a vintage style that is perfect for aspiring authors and novelists! Makes a great novelty gift for Christmas, Birthdays and any other special occasion

Cormac McCarthy Author Comedy Club

Because I'm the Author

my weekend is all booked

This graphic is also available in white graphic for dark-colored merchandise like black tess, navy tshirt, etc.

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

Have fun with our Best Author Ever - Nice Birthday Gift Idea design.

It's Not Hoarding If It's Books Book Lover Gift for Readers is a must have for any avid reader, book nerd, book lover, book club, bookworm, bibliophile and all literature fan. Perfect gift for your bookish friend or family member reat book reading gift idea for members of a book club, teachers, librarians, students & any literature junkie you know. If you are looking for book related gifts for christmas, birthdays or anniversaries, this outfit is a great way to go.

This graphic is also available in white graphic for dark-colored merchandise like black tess, navy tshirt, etc.

A funny writer design in a vintage style that is perfect for aspiring authors and novelists! Makes a great novelty gift for Christmas, Birthdays and any other special occasion

Funny writer or author statement design. Perfect gift for men or women authors. Especially for fantasy authors. Funny Writer Graphic with a funny statement that reads: I am a writer! That means I live in a crazy fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding. SHIRTBUBBLE Designs are perfect Christmas gifts, Birthday presents or anytime gifts for all. Also check out our phone cases, pillows, wall art, cool mugs, tshirts, other apparel, stickers, notebooks, tote bags and much more.

Bestselling Author - a simple design to show off your skill as an author. A great way to get the conversation started and promote your books. Great gift idea too!

A writer is a person who uses written words in different styles and techniques to communicate ideas. Writers produce different forms of literary art and creative writing such as novels, short stories, books, poetry, plays, screenplays, teleplays, songs, and essays as well as other reports and news articles that may be of interest to the public. Writers' texts are published across a range of media. Skilled writers who are able to use language to express ideas well, often contribute significantly to the cultural content of a society. The term "writer" is also used elsewhere in the arts and music – such as songwriter or a screenwriter – but as a standalone "writer" normally refers to the creation of written language.