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I write because I don't talk so good. A funny writing quote for introverts and awkward people.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

Because bringing coffee and reassurance to the Doctor just gets you written up in the files.

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

The Oxford Comma Grammar Society

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Abraham Hollingsworth was an author who suffered momentous writer’s block. In 1957, he penned the internationally acclaimed The Moral Decline Of African Mountain Apes and was hailed as a triumphant new literary voice. Ten years later, the world was still waiting for his follow-up novel and in 1970, Hollingsworth’s publisher finally decided to sack his under-performing butt. In 1987, the thirty-year mental-block was seemingly ended when Hollingsworth released his second novel, however it turned out to be an abridged version of his first novel. He has been in self-imposed exile ever since.

A minimalist lettering as if written with a brush with the text "Write Without Fear. Edit Without Mercy.". A perfect gift to motivate aspiring writers.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

"I became a writer to give the voices in my head something productive to do."

Book Author Design that reads: "I'm A Writer Anything You Say Or Do May Be Used In A Story". That's just right for a Novelist who loves writing books.

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

Anything you say incorrectly can and will be used against you.

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

I write great dialogue. I just can't speak it.

A little encouragement from Hunter S. Thompson. Shouldn't you be writing? Great gift for writers. Excellent gift for literature fans, readers, classic lit fans, lovers of the film Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

All write, all write, all write! Perfect funny quote design to give to your writer friend, he/ she will absolutely love it! Typewriter, motivating, story, stories, editor, for writers.

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

All write, all write, all write! Perfect funny quote design to give to your writer friend, he/ she will absolutely love it! Typewriter, motivating, story, stories, editor, for writers.

Dost Thou Even Hoist T-Shirt. Do You Even Lift Meme Shirt for Lifting, Gym and Shakespeare fans everywhere. Original Dost Thou Even Hoist Shirt Design featuring William Shakespear with muscles artwork.

I'm a Writer What's Your Superpower White funny text

Every bookworm and book lover will tell you that there's no such thing as too many books. The best home is one where every room has at least one stack of books. Perfect design for your book loving friend or bookworm family member.

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. Black for light shirts.

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. White for dark shirts.

Yak Kerouac

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

I'm Not Old I'm Classic Funny Writing Machine Vintage Writer Gift

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

Ever get lost in writing ideas, character sheets, plotting, or research? Great gift for writers and authors.

Ask Me About My Book I Am A Published Author funny writer

Great humorous gift for writers, authors, editors, book lovers, and book nerds everywhere. Perfect Christmas present for your favorite bibliophile. For mom, dad, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, or friend. Wonderful for writing conferences, groups, and just going out to walk the dog but especially perfect for when you're writing your next novel.