Bad Breath Merch

BAD BREATH TEES AVAILABLE

Stay away!

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BAD BREATH shirt available

... with your horrible breath

Stinky Bad Breath Monster

Ed gifts to rose

Design inspired in Malboro (Molbol) enemy from Final Fantasy video games.

molbol from final fantasy video games.

The fear of having bad breath is called halitophobia

Ed tells Rose she has bad breath

This humorous design features a tiny but brave chick knight facing a fearsome dragon with the flippant declaration: "Bad breath alert!" Perfect for anyone who appreciates a dash of sassy humor and fearless spirit in the face of overwhelming odds.

Better wear a ribbon. See more at thewellredmage.com.

You should probably wear a ribbon. See more at thewellredmage.com.

Definitely NOT written by William Shakespeare!

Always remember to brush your teeth! Original painting/design with collage.

Hope you like it!

Clean Your Teeth Every Day

WANT TO SUCCEED AS BAD AS YOU WANT TO BREATH

Screaming Zombie Girl Face. Watch out for her breath!

Polar bear cub on a winter beach askes his friend if he might need a breath mint. Fish bad breath can be pretty bad!

Clean Your Teeth Every Day

Marcus Aurelius was a Roman emperor and a Stoic philosopher. He promotes mindfulness with this saying "Kindness is invincible."

Marcus Aurelius was a Roman emperor and a Stoic philosopher. He promotes mindfulness with this saying "Do unsavory armpits and bad breath make you angry?"

A day to celebrate the men and women who keep our chompers chomping, our gnashers gnashing, and our whites pearly. Dentists are doctors who specialize in oral health. It’s their job to prevent, diagnose, and treat oral diseases, monitor the growth of our teeth and jaws, and perform surgical procedures on our teeth and mouths! Dental health is integral to our overall health, so today we salute them not just for keeping our teeth looking good, but keeping our bodies in tip-top shape.

malboro from final fantasy series.

Rose reaction to Ed telling her she has bad breath

Buy it if you are surrounded by people with bad breath

Drive Nice, take a deep breath.

You've been forced to wear a face mask. Look on the bright side. You have saved money on breath mints!

pee-eww!

Sometimes love can really stink, like when you are face to face with bad breath