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Strictly Terrestrial Bag

Cerebus The Aardvark Bag

designed and sold by  Matt Dow's AMOC TeePublic Shop

$19 $24

Color: Black

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Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip. Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
 Strap: Adjustable

Listen, we don't have any clue what this is about, but Manly Matt Dow said "upload this!" and a steady gig is kinda hard to come by in this economy. So here's "Strictly Terrestrial". What does it mean? No clue. Manly was cackling when he gave it to us. Maybe it's a "F-U" to the billionaire junior Space-Men who think they're gonna colonize the universe. Wear it proudly as you buy stuff off Amazon, or post on Twitter. Or maybe you're an alien who needs an easy disguise? We don't care as long as the check clears...

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Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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