Cerebus The Aardvark T-Shirts

Description: Cerebus' head. On stuff. All the money goes to Dave Sim. Image copyright Dave SIm (used with consent.)

Description: Dave Sim's Cerebus the Aardvark in a parody of the movie poster for that famous sword & sorcery film from the early 1980s that starred the eventual governor of California, that we can't name or else we might get a "cease and desist" notice, and they'll take this down. Which is weird, because this was first published in 1982. So like, they don't have a leg to stand on (but they got a buttload of lawyers, and I'm not dealing with that crap again...) 100% of the profits goes to Dave Sim, who PROMISES he's not running for governor of California. Also, that it's "not a tumor".

Description: Fresh from the early 1980s, it's Cerebus the Mercenary. Created by Dave Sim in 1977, Cerebus ran for three hundred issues ending in 2004, but that's beside the point. This is Cerebus from the early days when he was a mercenary. 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Description: It's, I say, it's Elrod the Albino, ruler of Melvinbone, last lord of a dying race, sorcerer and slayer of his Kin, despoiler of his homeland. And he's explaining STATUS to ya boy! Available on a wide variety of products, assortment that is, except, except I say, tall pointy hats. (Bit of bad planning in my view...) The most famous panel from Cerebus the Aardvark #4. Babylon 5 creator J. Michael Straczynski used to have it on the door to his office. Now you can have it too!

Description: Page one from Cerebus #1, recreated in 2023 by Dave Sim based on the original 1977 page, also by Dave Sim.

Description: Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's other OTHER cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 33% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 33% goes to David Birdsong and the other 34% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Description: From the pages of EPIC Magazine, it's Young Cerebus! Drawn by Dave Sim, with a Background and Colour (they're Canadians, it's "colour"...) by Gerhard. 50% of the profits go to Dave Sim the rest goes to Gerhard.

Description: Dave Sim's original art used for the cover of Comic Journal #82. Featuring the Cockroach, a long snout Cerebus, Jaka, Elrod the Albino, and Lord Julius. 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Description: Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 33% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 33% goes to David Birdsong and the other 34% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Description: Meet the Varkles! Estarcion's hottest pop group. Who could forget their big hits: "Cerebus Wants To Cut Off Your Head" "All You Need is All the Gold in Estarcion" "Hey She-shep" "Please Please Cerebus" "Love Cerebus Do" and the classic "Get Back, Cerebus Has the Sword" Art by Dave Sim (1983), who gets 100% of the profits.

Description: Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's other other OTHER cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 33% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 33% goes to David Birdsong and the other 34% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Description: The logo for Matt Dow's A Moment of Cerebus, all profits go to Dave Sim, so shop with impunity.

Description: Show your support for Cerebus the Aardvark in any and all elections. Also: popularity contests, awards competitions, and decisions on who to eat first when trapped in the Andes with your football team... All profits go to Dave Sim.

Description: Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's other cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 25% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 25% goes to David Birdsong 25 % goes to Sean Robinson and the other 25% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Description: Fresh from the cover of Hermann #1 (available from finer comic book shops the last Wednesday of December) It's Hermann in all his Rorschach #1-Parody-cover-glory! Designed and conceived by Benjamin Hobbs, all the profits go 100% to Dave Sim (get your own store Hobbs...).

Description: "Star Trek fans are nerds" writing in Elf-ish, from Lord of the Rings. (I say Elf-ish, because it isn't translated into Elvish words, but each letter is converted.) ((And I don't even know if it says "Star Trek fans are nerds" because I didn't do the converting, and the guy who did is dead. So it COULD say "Star Wars fans are nerds". Or "Deep is the suede that mows like a harvest." I wouldn't know, I'm not a nerd...)) (((I've seen a naked lady.))) ((((In real life!)))) 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim (who has seen a real naked lady too...multiple times...)

Description: What the huh? A Black suited Spider-Vark? When is this coming out? What's that? Matt Dow was just screwing around and made this? It's NOT gonna be in an issue of Cerebus in Hell? anytime soon? So, if I buy this I'm getting in on the ground floor? This is one of them "Double-bag-ultra-rare-exclusive-first-appearance-never-gonna-get-another-shot-at-cashing-in-on-this-again" kind of things? I better buy two! (All the profits go to Dave Sim, who says, "Black is slimming...")

Description: Fresh from the remastered Spawn #10, it's Dave Sim's logo and art for "Crossing Over". In White! 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Description: From the cover of Batvark: PENIS (Virgin variant), comes Batvark! Surprisingly, all proceeds go to Dave Sim, and not to a scammy cartoon character...

Description: Fresh from the remastered Spawn #10, it's Dave Sim's logo and art for "Crossing Over". 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Description: It's the cover of Hermann #1 (HRM Edition) in all his Rorschach #1-Parody-cover-glory! Designed and conceived by Benjamin Hobbs, all the profits go 100% to Dave Sim (Hobbs gets all the money from the HRM Editions, so it's fair....).

Description: Dave Sim's original art used for the cover of Comic Journal #83. Featuring the MoonRoach, prime minister Cerebus, Jaka, Elrod the Albino, and Lord Julius. 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Description: Dave Sim and Gerhard's Cerebus Dreams II story that originally appeared in A-V in 3D, remastered by J. Toons now on Merch. Get 'em while they're hot! (3D glasses not included). Impress your friends' parents or grandparents who are old enough to remember when 3D comics were a thing...

Description: Dave Sim's the Cockroach swears "REVENGE!" Let every follower of the Red Claw know that their Day of Judgement is at hand! Punch 'em inna face! Kick 'em inna stomach! Beachfront Condominiums for EVERYBODY!!!

Description: Let everybody know that no matter how the election turned out, it's not your fault, you voted for Lord Julius's goat. (This makes sense if you've read Dave Sim's High Society graphic novel...)

Description: Did you just lose out on an Auction of all 22 pages of original art to Cerebus #4 too? Show the world "ya win some, ya lose some" in STYLE! The final page from the aforementioned Cerebus #4 now on all sorts of products that'll let everyone know that even the physical embodiment of Death can have a bad day.

Description: The Logo for the home of Aardvark-Vanaheim, publishers of Cerebus the Aardvark, the Off-White House! Fool everybody that you work there. Nobody can check...(Dave isn't on the internet, and doesn't even answer the phone. And if they do question you somewhere, just say you were the colorist on Neil the Horse... Nobody can disprove it. Trust me...)

Description: The Official T-shirt for the home of Aardvark-Vanaheim, publishers of Cerebus the Aardvark, the Off-White House! Look like you're on Staff. I mean, come on, it's got the logo on the front AND back. You can't fake that! It's gotta be official. What? you think somebody could just check a little box and make an official looking shirt like this? You're nuts...

Description: Listen, we don't have any clue what this is about, but Manly Matt Dow said "upload this!" and a steady gig is kinda hard to come by in this economy. So here's "Strictly Terrestrial". What does it mean? No clue. Manly was cackling when he gave it to us. Maybe it's a "F-U" to the billionaire junior Space-Men who think they're gonna colonize the universe. Wear it proudly as you buy stuff off Amazon, or post on Twitter. Or maybe you're an alien who needs an easy disguise? We don't care as long as the check clears...

Description: From the upcoming Cerebus in Hell? Twitter Men comic book, it's Dave Sim's Twitter Men Logo (blue)! Celebrate the late 90s/early 2000s with the subdued and muted (mutated?) take on the Twitter Men. From the apple store to silicon valley, you'll be dressed to leave your home in accordance with local decency laws. Impress your neighbors! Puzzle people on the bus! Seduce that girl at the coffee shop who you keep trying to invite to a private "poetry slam"!

Description: NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA Batvark! Relive the '666 Phenomenon! It's Batvark-Mania all over again! Who could forget Adem East's Iconic portrayal of the Darkest Knight Detector? And the classic Guest Villains: Sid Caesar as The Jackanape! Agnes Moorehead as The Feline Female! Meredith Baxter Birney as The Nun! Ernest Borgnine as the Conundrumer! And all the rest... Teamed with Tony Dow as his young ward and partner, Titmouse, Batvark fought a never ending battle against every B-list actor that didn't have a regular gig in the late 1960s. Impress your friends! Impress total strangers with a common interest in Nostalgic television!

Description: Commie Martyr Che Iguana. You remember him from High School History class, right? Well, SOME of us weren't nursing hangovers... Anyway, here he is in a wearable form. As noted historian Ron Essler said: "to those who will never follow in his footsteps, submerged as they are in a world of cynicism, self-interest and frantic consumption, nothing could be more vicariously gratifying than Che's disdain for material comfort and everyday desires." All the profits go to Manly Matt Dow, because it's his design... (Upgraded to a better design.)