1980s Funny Bags
Description: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza." This one is a play on one of the more commonly misunderstood lyrics out there. With retro mall iron-on style lettering and a vintage pic of the man himself, this one's a throwback special riddled in obscurity that will have people asking WTF!? This version of the Hold Me Closer tee includes a tasteful vintage effect, including plenty of cracks, chips and fading making it look like you picked it up in the 70s.
Description: Dale Earnhardt kept himself relatable with a well-publicized sense of humor. This shirt is a well-worn replica of the one Dale most likely had made up in one of the many popular 'make your own t-shirt' shops found in malls throughout the late 70s and 80s. Dale was definitely worthy of wearing such a cocky message... are you?